Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.
Date | Transaction |
02-28-2044 | Zyklon Bee has retired from football. |
08-26-2041 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Ivan Ardon, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, Gom Jabar, and Pine Box to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, Randy Youngspud, Dinty Green, Pietre Buffini, Mighty Hurley, Hizzenher Suit, Ed Case, and Lotta Ladd to the inactive roster. |
08-26-2041 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Zyklon Bee. |
04-28-2041 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Randy Youngspud, and Joe Ladd to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, and Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Waskly Wabbitt, Downfield Desperado, Bloody Cheek, Kris P. Kritter, Morrell Higene, Skippy Dampner, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, L. Rancho Rauncho, Dinty Green, Pasta Puscuits, Elmo Matta, Oar Ellis, Passing Lane, and Fuzzy Lojik to the inactive roster. |
08-06-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phil Baldwin, Henry Kinchen, Hap Akins, and Frank King to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster. |
11-20-2039 | Zyklon Bee of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days. |
08-29-2039 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Skippy Dampner, Gom Jabar, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Passmore U. Affiliate, John Ellis, Adolph Lane, Urassus Dragon, Dinty Green, Hizzenher Suit, and Mickey Root to the inactive roster. |
08-08-2039 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mickey Root, Brian Matter, Ron Woodlief, Stanley Cline, Adolph Lane, Gene Denny, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Zyklon Bee, Unob Taintium, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Gunner Reeves, Ivan Ardon, and Orlando Bysee to the inactive roster. |
09-05-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Gom Jabar, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Holden Daly, Passmore U. Affiliate, Bob Sapple, Grant Persimmon, Dinty Green, Hines Johnson, and Elmo Matta to the inactive roster. |
08-09-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bob Sapple, Lulu Wang, and Elmo Matta to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Gom Jabar, and Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster. |
08-31-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster. |
08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster. |
12-28-2036 | Zyklon Bee of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
10-12-2036 | Zyklon Bee of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
08-31-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon, Zyklon Bee, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, and Jellyroll Gumdrop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Urassus Dragon, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Heidi Laufenstock, Brad Sine, and Hizzenher Suit to the inactive roster. |
08-11-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga and Heidi Laufenstock to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, I. Juan Atellia, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux, Holden Daly, Eddie Centers, Brad Sine, and Hi Gain Muzak to the inactive roster. |
08-06-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rick Richardson, Doodah Schufitt, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster. |
01-01-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, Hap Peacock, Danger Dude, and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Crash Brannigan, Brad Sine, Weed Reed, and Holden Daly to the inactive roster. |
12-18-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Skinny Whiteboy, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
08-28-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster. |
08-07-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
08-29-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Don B Fuelish, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Nolan Nutten, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster. |
08-09-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Galen Garner, Charlie McGuire, Nolan Craig, and Onehand Laughing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Guy Scarbath, Harry Astle, Deron Hanes, Greedy Horlecher, Zyklon Bee, and Don B Fuelish to the inactive roster. |
08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Walt Carson's name to Zyklon Bee. |
08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |