Curly Lambeau Football League
04-28-2069
#76|Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual Guard
Retired (2031, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (11-10-2068) Potential C 
Age at Death 70 Born 06-17-1998 in Anniston, AL
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2020) Experience 9 Years (179 Wks)
College Wisconsin University, 2020 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D  Pass Cover C- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B  Run Cover C- Kick Acc C-
Carrying F  Run Blocking B+ Tackling C- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C  Execution C+ Agility C-
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness D+ Hands D+
Jumping D-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D- C C  DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C-
WR D  G B- DE C- FS D+ P D- KR D 
HB/TB D  T C+ ILB C  CB D+ LS D+ KRB C-
FB C  TE C  OLB C  H D- HT D+ KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2020 MEM 16 9 0 96% 0 1 5 29:37
2021 MEM 16 8 3 96% 0 0 0 87:03
2022 MEM 4 2 1 96% 0 1 10 33:19
2023 MEM 14 14 3 96% 0 2 15 181:26
2024 MEM 16 16 2 96% 0 1 10 230:18
2025 MEM 16 16 14 96% 0 5 30 413:44
2026 MEM 16 15 13 97% 0 10 65 409:04
2027 MEM 16 10 2 97% 0 2 15 97:59
2028 MEM 16 4 1 96% 0 0 0 34:27
2029 MEM 6 2 0 96% 0 0 0 01:23
Total   136 96 39 96% 0 22 150 1518:20

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2032Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual has retired from football.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual.
10-14-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio and Bafoon Baboon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-27-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster.
08-10-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fritz Humm, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Brock Houston, and Hal Franklin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Kris Krinkle, Peter Pesky, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
09-17-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
12-11-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the inactive roster.
11-14-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and Toxic Joe Spiller to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt and Lionel Twain to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Lionel Twain, Hannibal Lexus, Kris Krinkle, and Musan Skwerl to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang, Kilroy Waseer, Flying Fuzzyfok, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Toxic Joe Spiller to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster.
01-10-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fun Gus Amongus and Lyle Bebek to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and Emmett Barnard to the inactive roster.
11-15-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
11-14-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dwight Secules's name to Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.