Curly Lambeau Football League
08-12-2069
#59|Hogshead Hamer Linebacker
Retired (2041, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2041) Potential B+
Age 61 Born 06-10-2008 in Minneapolis, MN
Drafted Round 2, Pick 26 (2030) Experience 11 Years (212 Wks)
College Oklahoma University, 2030 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C- Pass Cover B- Kick Power F 
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking D  Run Cover C+ Kick Acc D 
Carrying C- Run Blocking D- Tackling B  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C- Execution B  Agility B-
Strength B  Health D+ Aggressiveness D+ Hands C-
Jumping C-     Attitude A  Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT C+ SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B- CB C  LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB B  H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2030 MEM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2031 MEM 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2032 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2033 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2034 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2035 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2036 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2037 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2038 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2039 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2040 MEM 4 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   40 29 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2042Hogshead Hamer has retired from football.
08-05-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Hogshead Hamer.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
11-04-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hogshead Hamer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crash Brannigan to the inactive roster.
10-15-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio, Myles Prower, Crash Brannigan, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, Morrell Higene, and Hogshead Hamer to the inactive roster.
10-14-2035Hogshead Hamer of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
11-17-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hogshead Hamer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes to the inactive roster.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Nono Lett, Wachu Meenman, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
08-05-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nono Lett, Scott Wells, Elixir Tows, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, Earsatz Butler, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-05-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Michael Coleman's name to Hogshead Hamer.