Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2025
#51|Danger Dude Guard
Memphis Mephitic Miasma
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating A-  Help Conditioning 96%
Status Active Potential C+
Age 24 Born 09-20-2000 in Minneapolis, MN
Drafted Round 1, Pick 15 (2021) Experience 4 Years (85 Wks)
College South Florida University, 2022 Salary 2924 ($8.96M/2025 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C- Pass Cover Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking A+ Run Cover D- Kick Acc
Carrying D+ Run Blocking B- Tackling C+ Kick Return
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina Execution A- Agility B-
Strength A+ Health C+ Aggressiveness A+ Hands C-
Jumping D-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB C B- DT C+ SS C- K GUN
WR D+ G A- DE FS C- P KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B+ ILB C+ CB C- LS C+ KRB
FB C+ TE C+ OLB C+ H D+ HT KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2021 MEM 8 7 5 91% 0 0 0 141:42
2022 MEM 16 14 13 93% 0 6 44 284:25
2023 MEM 16 14 13 93% 0 5 30 294:46
2024 MEM 16 16 16 93% 0 11 69 364:45
2025 MEM 2 2 2 94% 0 1 5 48:24
Total   58 53 49 93% 0 23 148 1134:02

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
01-26-2025Danger Dude of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
11-08-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wilma Falkerson and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch and Jack Clark to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Charlie Powell's name to Danger Dude.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.