Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#51|Danger Dude Guard
Retired (2036, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-29-2066) Potential C+
Age at Death 65 Born 09-20-2000 in Minneapolis, MN
Drafted Round 1, Pick 15 (2021) Experience 14 Years (273 Wks)
College South Florida University, 2022 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D+ Pass Cover D+ Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover Kick Acc D-
Carrying Run Blocking Tackling C- Kick Return
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution Agility
Strength B+ Health D- Aggressiveness Hands D+
Jumping     Attitude C+ Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D- C DT SS D+ K GUN C-
WR D- G B- DE D+ FS P KR D-
HB/TB D- T C+ ILB C- CB D+ LS C- KRB D+
FB C- TE C- OLB C- H HT C- KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2021 MEM 3 3 3 94% 0 0 0 42:42
2022 MEM 4 4 3 94% 0 1 5 66:51
2023 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 0 0 79:13
2024 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 1 5 66:44
2025 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 0 0 52:03
2026 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 2 10 73:22
2027 MEM 4 1 1 95% 3 0 0 05:38
2028 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 1 10 65:06
2029 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 4 30 95:27
2030 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 13:43
2031 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 15:18
2032 MEM 4 4 3 98% 0 2 10 61:59
2033 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 3 25 124:59
2034 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 1 5 14:54
Total   46 43 41 96% 3 15 100 777:59

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2037Danger Dude has retired from football.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Danger Dude.
04-29-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Weed Reed, Holden Daly, and Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Morrell Higene, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, Hap Peacock, Danger Dude, and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Crash Brannigan, Brad Sine, Weed Reed, and Holden Daly to the inactive roster.
12-18-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Skinny Whiteboy, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Fun Gus Amongus, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, Bafoon Baboon, and Throwup Throwdown to the inactive roster.
04-27-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Don Diehl, Nick Tate, Bafoon Baboon, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Danger Dude, Fun Gus Amongus, Wilma Falkerson, and Ian T. Sumpin to the inactive roster.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster.
08-05-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Owen Bailey, Preston Nales, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Brock Kolley, Morrell Higene, Don B Fuelish, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
11-27-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Lewis Stule, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Brock Kolley, and Mister Greengenes to the inactive roster.
11-13-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brock Kolley, Mister Greengenes, and Hap Farber to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Danger Dude, Gud Ancer, and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the inactive roster.
11-12-2028Danger Dude of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-15-2027Danger Dude of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
01-26-2025Danger Dude of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
11-08-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wilma Falkerson and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch and Jack Clark to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Charlie Powell's name to Danger Dude.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.