Curly Lambeau Football League
01-18-2082
#73|Bill Simmons Tackle
Retired (2048, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2048) Potential A-
Age 67 Born 12-30-2014 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2037) Experience 10 Years (213 Wks)
College Kentucky University, 2037 Salary 845 ($130.455M/2081 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C- Pass Cover F  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc C+ Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover C- Kick Acc D-
Carrying D+ Run Blocking C+ Tackling C+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D  Stamina B- Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength B  Health C- Aggressiveness D  Hands C-
Jumping D+     Attitude A+ Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D+ C C  DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G C+ DE C  FS D+ P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB D+ LS C  KRB C-
FB C- TE C  OLB C  H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2037 MEM 16 7 2 96% 0 0 0 77:42
2038 MEM 16 12 0 96% 0 1 10 56:02
2039 MEM 16 11 1 96% 0 0 0 56:30
2040 MEM 16 15 8 95% 0 5 25 272:26
2041 MEM 16 13 4 96% 0 2 10 150:45
2042 MEM 16 13 9 96% 0 3 15 315:25
2043 MEM 16 14 1 96% 0 1 5 106:40
2044 MEM 16 13 3 96% 0 3 20 146:42
2045 MEM 16 14 2 96% 0 2 15 90:15
2046 STL 15 13 0 96% 0 0 0 54:08
2047 STL 3 1 0 97% 0 0 0 02:16
Total   162 126 30 96% 0 17 100 1328:51

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2049Bill Simmons has retired from football.
09-22-2047The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Bill Simmons.
09-10-2046The St. Louis Cardinals have reverted Biggeran Schmidt's name to Bill Simmons.
09-10-2046The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Biggeran Schmidt to the active roster.
09-10-2046The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Biggeran Schmidt from the waiver wire.
08-26-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Biggeran Schmidt.
08-26-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Biggeran Schmidt, Urassus Dragon, Kris P. Kritter, Shabop Shabop, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Ethan Brown, Sedan Parks, Super Puper Cooper, Eye Gawd Pea, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the inactive roster.
08-12-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Biggeran Schmidt to the inactive roster.
08-29-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster.
08-08-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, and Mighty Hurley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Skippy Dampner, and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Robert Klasnic, Assassin Baldassin, Mike Bergold, Monsanto Adams, Willie Smith, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, Hizzenher Suit, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Biggeran Schott's name to Biggeran Schmidt.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Bill Simmons's name to Biggeran Schott.