Curly Lambeau Football League
09-03-2068
#84|Hi Gain Muzak Wide Receiver
Retired (2041, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2041) Potential B-
Age 60 Born 07-13-2008 in Vancouver, Canada
Drafted Round 6, Pick 90 (2029) Experience 10 Years (196 Wks)
College Hawaii University, 2030 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching B- Pass Cover C+ Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking D+ Tackling D+ Kick Return
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina C+ Execution Agility B-
Strength D+ Health Aggressiveness C- Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C DT D+ SS C- K GUN
WR C+ G DE FS C- P D- KR B-
HB/TB C+ T D+ ILB D+ CB LS D- KRB C+
FB C- TE OLB D+ H HT C+ KOS
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2029 MEM 4 0 6 2 33.3 60 30.0 36 14 7.0 0 15.0 2 33.3 0
2030 MEM 4 0 17 8 47.1 177 22.1 66 80 10.0 0 44.2 6 35.3 1
2031 MEM 4 3 8 5 62.5 61 12.2 23 49 9.8 0 15.2 2 25.0 0
2032 MEM 4 0 12 4 33.3 73 18.2 30 18 4.5 0 18.2 3 25.0 0
2033 MEM 4 4 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 -- 0
2034 MEM 4 3 11 8 72.7 144 18.0 30 72 9.0 1 36.0 7 63.6 0
2035 MEM 2 0 19 9 47.4 71 7.9 25 46 5.1 0 35.5 2 10.5 1
2036 MEM 4 0 34 14 41.2 217 15.5 36 89 6.4 0 54.2 8 23.5 0
2037 MEM 1 0 3 2 66.7 19 9.5 17 17 8.5 0 19.0 1 33.3 0
2038 MEM 1 1 6 3 50.0 21 7.0 9 -2 -0.7 0 21.0 1 16.7 0
Total   32 11 116 55 47.4 843 15.3 66 383 7.0 1 26.3 32 27.6 2

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2042Hi Gain Muzak has retired from football.
08-29-2039The New Jersey Inovians have waived Hi Gain Muzak.
08-08-2039The New Jersey Inovians have moved Ron Gordon, Damien Wadsworth, Joe Garrett, Tony Rogers, and Wonder Dove to the active roster. The New Jersey Inovians have moved Hi Gain Muzak, Jimmy Gillette, and Bill Tilden to the inactive roster.
11-22-2038The New Jersey Inovians have moved Hi Gain Muzak to the active roster. The New Jersey Inovians have moved Curtis Irons to the inactive roster.
11-22-2038The New Jersey Inovians have acquired Hi Gain Muzak from the waiver wire.
11-01-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Hi Gain Muzak.
09-05-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Gom Jabar, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Holden Daly, Passmore U. Affiliate, Bob Sapple, Grant Persimmon, Dinty Green, Hines Johnson, and Elmo Matta to the inactive roster.
08-15-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey and Downfield Desperado to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Orlando Bysee and Hi Gain Muzak to the inactive roster.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Gain Muzak to the active roster.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, I. Juan Atellia, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux, Holden Daly, Eddie Centers, Brad Sine, and Hi Gain Muzak to the inactive roster.
08-19-2035Hi Gain Muzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days.
01-09-2033Hi Gain Muzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 26 days.
08-27-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Gain Muzak to the active roster.
08-27-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Deon Romeo's name to Hi Gain Muzak.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.