Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2069
#8|Pianist DeMilo Quarterback
Retired (2037, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-19-2068) Potential C+
Age at Death 65 Born 08-08-2002 in San Antonio, TX
Drafted Round 3, Pick 48 (2024) Experience 7 Years (149 Wks)
College Kentucky University, 2024 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B+ Catching D- Pass Cover F  Kick Power D+
Throw Acc B+ Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover F  Kick Acc B-
Carrying B- Run Blocking D- Tackling D+ Kick Return F 
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina B- Execution B- Agility B-
Strength D- Health D  Aggressiveness D+ Hands B 
Jumping D+     Attitude A  Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB B- C D+ DT D  SS D  K D  GUN C-
WR C- G D  DE D  FS D  P D+ KR D+
HB/TB C  T D  ILB D  CB D+ LS C- KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB D+ H C+ HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2028 MEM 4 0 21 13 61.9 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 5.2 112 5.3 28.0 1 0 0 5 23.8 56.1
2029 MEM 16 10 251 139 55.4 51 17 33.3 2 0 0.0 15.7 2012 8.0 125.8 8 16 3 95 37.8 72.3
2030 MEM 16 0 108 77 71.3 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 6.8 1074 9.9 67.1 2 4 8 48 44.4 119.9
2031 MEM 16 2 123 92 74.8 6 1 16.7 2 0 0.0 7.7 1037 8.4 64.8 3 7 6 48 39.0 105.6
2032 MEM 16 16 312 183 58.7 64 31 48.4 8 1 12.5 19.5 3095 9.9 193.4 7 16 13 126 40.4 96.8
2033 MEM 16 16 327 197 60.2 74 27 36.5 6 2 33.3 20.4 3379 10.3 211.2 14 16 15 147 45.0 92.8
2034 MEM 14 12 385 213 55.3 79 25 31.6 6 1 16.7 27.5 3177 8.3 226.9 20 12 11 143 37.1 70.4
2035 MEM 11 11 340 185 54.4 56 15 26.8 4 1 25.0 30.9 2456 7.2 223.3 8 11 5 104 30.6 72.6
Total   109 67 1867 1099 58.9 330 116 35.2 28 5 17.9 17.1 16342 8.8 149.9 63 82 61 716 38.4 84.4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2038Pianist DeMilo has retired from football.
08-10-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Pianist DeMilo.
08-04-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Pianist DeMilo from the waiver wire.
12-10-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Pianist DeMilo.
12-10-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Pianist DeMilo from the waiver wire.
12-03-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Lee Giugliano to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Blarny Stone to the inactive roster.
12-03-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Pianist DeMilo.
12-03-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Pianist DeMilo from the waiver wire.
11-26-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pianist DeMilo.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, I. Juan Atellia, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux, Holden Daly, Eddie Centers, Brad Sine, and Hi Gain Muzak to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux and Brad Sine to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo and I. Juan Atellia to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux to the inactive roster.
12-24-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the inactive roster.
12-24-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux to the inactive roster.
12-18-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the inactive roster.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster.
04-30-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Louis Cannon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the inactive roster.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bloody Cheek, Spody Oatie, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Louis Cannon, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, Skinny Whiteboy, and Whalin' Hawkins to the inactive roster.
05-01-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Kenny Cowabunga, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Cho Bidnez, Bloody Cheek, Deron Hanes, Neville Guano-Dudat, Onehand Laughing, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Fun Gus Amongus, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, Bafoon Baboon, and Throwup Throwdown to the inactive roster.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jim McCloughan, Max Hubbell, Luther Ray, Jabar Bleier, and Nelson Dees to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Brock Kolley, Greedy Horlecher, and Onehand Laughing to the inactive roster.
12-24-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the inactive roster.
10-08-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the inactive roster.
09-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, Mitch N. Maxim, Spody Oatie, Grab Holt, Don McGrath, and Hal Nice to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Abel Semen, Terrence Gartner, Pianist DeMilo, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Ivan Ardon, Terrence Gartner, Jim Jones, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Charleze Pride, Don McGrath, Spody Oatie, Mitch N. Maxim, and Hal Nice to the inactive roster.
09-13-2027The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Don McGrath to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the inactive roster.
05-02-2027The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Pesky to the inactive roster.
08-31-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, Snuggles Ruggles, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crazy Chickilla, Pianist DeMilo, Len Lease, Adulterated Wimp, Onehand Laughing, Lars Blackoch, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Pesky to the inactive roster.
01-04-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the inactive roster.
12-22-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bull Harness, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, JitterJuice Jonson, and Harry Astle to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed P. Ennis DeMilo's name to Pianist DeMilo.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster.
08-10-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fritz Humm, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Brock Houston, and Hal Franklin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Kris Krinkle, Peter Pesky, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
08-26-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Judge Booty, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Fun Gus Amongus, Toxic Joe Spiller, and Tom "Ben" Pistone to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved N. U. Endo, Luca Brasi, Lars Blackoch, P. Ennis DeMilo, Brent Jones, Easley Philpot, and Super Powers to the inactive roster.
08-05-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Death From Above's name to P. Ennis DeMilo.
08-05-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Death From Above, Charleze Pride, Easley Philpot, and Andy Ottele to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Fun Gus Amongus, Toxic Joe Spiller, and Beast Strokkanov to the inactive roster.
08-05-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Barney Monk's name to Death From Above.