Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2025
#91|Fuzzy Schwartzman Defensive End
Memphis Mephitic Miasma
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 94%
Status Active Potential C+
Age 27 Born 04-11-1998 in Shawnee, OK
Drafted Undrafted
(2020)
Experience 4 Years (91 Wks)
College Syracuse College, 2020 Salary 620 ($1.899M/2025 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C- Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc C-
Carrying Run Blocking D+ Tackling A- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution Agility A-
Strength Health C+ Aggressiveness Hands
Jumping     Attitude B- Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB C- C DT B- SS B- K D- GUN C+
WR G DE FS B- P D- KR C-
HB/TB T ILB B- CB C+ LS C- KRB C-
FB TE OLB B- H C- HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2021 MEM 16 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2022 MEM 15 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2023 MEM 16 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2024 MEM 15 4 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   62 4 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
09-14-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Action Jackson, and Shomey DeMonet to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, Codpiece Reese, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman and Action Jackson to the active roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
08-24-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Wally Bohovich's name to Fuzzy Schwartzman.
08-17-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Wally Bohovich from the waiver wire.