Curly Lambeau Football League
09-23-2069
#77|Bull Harness Defensive Tackle
Retired (2029, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (03-18-2064) Potential B+
Age at Death 70 Born 08-19-1993 in Xenia, OH
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2014) Experience 14 Years (289 Wks)
College East Minnesota State University, 2015 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching D  Pass Cover C- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C  Kick Acc F 
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C+ Execution C+ Agility C 
Strength B  Health F  Aggressiveness C- Hands C+
Jumping D+     Attitude C  Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B- SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D  G D+ DE C+ FS C- P D- KR D 
HB/TB D+ T D+ ILB C+ CB C- LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D  OLB C+ H D+ HT C- KOS F 
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2014 MEM 16 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2015 MEM 14 14 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 4
2016 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2017 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 7.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 4
2018 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2019 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2020 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 9.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2021 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2022 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2023 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2024 MEM 11 11 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2025 MEM 10 9 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2026 MEM 16 8 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 MEM 16 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   211 172 0 0 0 49.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 18

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2030Bull Harness has retired from football.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bull Harness.
12-22-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bull Harness, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, JitterJuice Jonson, and Harry Astle to the inactive roster.
11-17-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman and Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez and Bull Harness to the inactive roster.
11-16-2025Bull Harness of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 27 days.
09-22-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman to the inactive roster.
09-14-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness to the inactive roster.
09-14-2025Bull Harness of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
12-09-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch and Bull Harness to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jack Clark and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
11-03-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Codpiece Reese to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness to the inactive roster.
11-03-2024Bull Harness of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-26-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Bull Harness, Morrell Highground, Critter Gitter, Gud Ancer, and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Underbunny, Repo Mann, Sucha "Howdy Measuret" Mann, Backfield Spectre, Neville Guano-Dudat, and Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
08-05-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ed Reese and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Bull Harness, Serkle d'Wagons, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
09-17-2023Bull Harness of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Bull Harness, Passion Pinkston, Morrell Highground, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Furlong Thyme, Berry Lonpoo, Dick McFarnwide, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Singor Moss, Dan Groves, and Michael Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness and Serkle d'Wagons to the inactive roster.
09-18-2022Bull Harness of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
08-12-2018Bull Harness of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
08-29-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Bill Johnson's name to Bull Harness.
09-13-2015Bill Johnson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 14 days.
08-04-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster.