Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2025
#18|Twinkletoes Kicker
Retired (2024, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2024) Potential B+
Age 34 Born 07-16-1991 in Olney, TX
Drafted Round 3, Pick 46 (2014) Experience 8 Years (163 Wks)
College Merrimack University, 2014 Salary 745 ($2.283M/2025 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D- Pass Cover D- Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover Kick Acc A-
Carrying D+ Run Blocking Tackling D+ Kick Return
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution C+ Agility D-
Strength Health Aggressiveness Hands
Jumping     Attitude C+ Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D- C DT SS K B- GUN D+
WR G D- DE D- FS P KR
HB/TB T D- ILB CB LS D- KRB
FB TE OLB H D- HT KOS C+
Year Team G GS FGM FGA PCT LNG LNGA 1-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA PCT
2014 MEM 16 16 23 25 92.0 48 48 3-3 7-7 6-7 7-8 0-0 45 46 97.8
2015 MEM 16 16 30 33 90.9 50 52 5-5 10-10 6-6 8-10 1-2 39 41 95.1
2016 MEM 16 16 34 40 85.0 50 53 1-1 15-15 8-9 9-12 1-3 29 31 93.5
2017 MEM 16 16 27 33 81.8 51 51 3-3 13-13 5-5 4-9 2-3 50 50 100.0
2018 MEM 15 15 35 36 97.2 48 48 5-5 15-15 8-8 7-8 0-0 44 46 95.7
2019 MEM 16 16 23 32 71.9 46 54 4-4 10-10 5-7 4-8 0-3 43 44 97.7
2020 MEM 16 16 38 44 86.4 50 51 5-5 12-14 14-14 6-9 1-2 48 49 98.0
2021 MEM 11 11 17 21 81.0 50 52 2-2 8-9 2-2 4-6 1-2 22 22 100.0
Total   122 122 227 264 86.0 51 54 28-28 90-93 54-58 49-70 6-15 320 329 97.3

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2025Twinkletoes has retired from football.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Twinkletoes.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster.
12-06-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Twinkletoes on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-06-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
11-28-2021Twinkletoes of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial MCL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 46 days.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-16-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Twinkletoes, Peter Pesky, Lennie "I will call him" George, and Micah Wish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Shadwick Conn, Kilroy Waseer, Warren Weary, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.
09-08-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Lional Downing's name to Twinkletoes.
08-04-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster.