| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Deceased (02-21-2045) |
Potential |
B+ |
| Age at Death |
60
|
Born |
03-22-1984 in Greenville, OH |
| Drafted |
Round 5, Pick 80 (2006) |
Experience |
7 Years (138 Wks) |
| College |
Rhode Island University, 2006 |
Salary |
1591 ($199.105M/2078 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
C+ |
Catching |
D |
Pass Cover |
F |
Kick Power |
A |
| Throw Acc |
C- |
Pass Blocking |
D- |
Run Cover |
D- |
Kick Acc |
B- |
| Carrying |
C |
Run Blocking |
D+ |
Tackling |
D+ |
Kick Return |
D- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
C- |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C+ |
Stamina |
D- |
Execution |
C+ |
Agility |
C |
| Strength |
C |
Health |
F |
Aggressiveness |
F |
Hands |
A- |
| Jumping |
C- |
|
|
Attitude |
A+ |
Break Tackle |
C+ |
| ROLES |
| QB |
C- |
C |
C- |
DT |
D+ |
SS |
D+ |
K |
C |
GUN |
C- |
| WR |
D+ |
G |
D+ |
DE |
D |
FS |
D+ |
P |
B |
KR |
C- |
| HB/TB |
C- |
T |
D+ |
ILB |
D+ |
CB |
D+ |
LS |
D+ |
KRB |
D+ |
| FB |
D+ |
TE |
D+ |
OLB |
D+ |
H |
B- |
HT |
C+ |
KOS |
B+ |
|
| Notes: |
kacc=B-@2;2006 EXE=D+@2;2006 exe=C-@2;2010 |
|---|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
PUNTS |
YDS |
LNG |
AVG |
NET |
BP |
IN20 |
TB |
HTLG |
HTAV |
FC |
RET |
RETY |
AVG |
| 2007 |
MEM |
1 |
1 |
6 |
300 |
55 |
50.0 |
40.7 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
4.6 |
4.0 |
1 |
4 |
56 |
14.0 |
| 2008 |
MEM |
1 |
1 |
6 |
299 |
56 |
49.8 |
40.8 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
4.4 |
4.2 |
1 |
4 |
54 |
13.5 |
| 2011 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
81 |
3658 |
63 |
45.2 |
38.4 |
0 |
39 |
9 |
5.1 |
3.8 |
13 |
41 |
549 |
13.4 |
| 2012 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
68 |
3182 |
61 |
46.8 |
41.0 |
0 |
39 |
4 |
4.9 |
3.9 |
8 |
39 |
397 |
10.2 |
| 2013 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
71 |
3342 |
61 |
47.1 |
41.3 |
0 |
29 |
6 |
4.6 |
3.8 |
4 |
42 |
409 |
9.7 |
| 2014 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
66 |
3063 |
66 |
46.4 |
40.8 |
0 |
28 |
11 |
4.5 |
3.8 |
3 |
34 |
373 |
11.0 |
| 2015 |
MEM |
7 |
7 |
24 |
1079 |
59 |
45.0 |
39.9 |
0 |
13 |
2 |
4.5 |
3.8 |
3 |
14 |
122 |
8.7 |
| 2016 |
PRO |
11 |
11 |
25 |
1070 |
60 |
42.8 |
41.2 |
0 |
12 |
4 |
4.6 |
3.9 |
6 |
2 |
41 |
20.5 |
| 2017 |
PRO |
16 |
16 |
103 |
4241 |
65 |
41.2 |
39.0 |
0 |
46 |
8 |
4.6 |
3.8 |
16 |
40 |
229 |
5.7 |
| Total |
|
100 |
100 |
450 |
20234 |
66 |
45.0 |
40.0 |
0 |
215 |
45 |
5.1 |
3.8 |
55 |
220 |
2230 |
10.1 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2018 | Pill Pooscher has retired from the Providence Devine. |
| 09-05-2016 | The Providence Devine have acquired Pill Pooscher from the waiver wire. |
| 08-29-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pill Pooscher. |
| 11-02-2015 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the inactive roster. |
| 11-01-2015 | Pill Pooscher of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 24 days. |
| 08-30-2015 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2015 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2014 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jim Quigley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2014 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2011 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Fowler, Pill Pooscher, Philbert Shattenstein, Richard Currier, Cliff Reynolds, and Jake Mikolajczyk to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Red White, Spud Street, Andenny Bootsett, Ground Coffee, Hickory Dickory Daugherty, Pepe Lacoeur, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, and R.W. Fouts to the inactive roster. |
| 09-08-2008 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pepe Lacoeur and Hal Nickerson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Varmint Baylor to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2008 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. |
| 09-10-2007 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett and Bob Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Phil Woodin to the inactive roster. |
| 08-12-2007 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett to the inactive roster. |
| 09-04-2006 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett and Mulligan Stewart to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2006 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2006 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed John McInerney's name to Pill Pooscher. |
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