Curly Lambeau Football League
12-23-2019
#8|Pill Pooscher Punter
Providence Devine (2017, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2017) Potential B+
Age 35 Born 03-22-1984 in Greenville, OH
Drafted Round 5, Pick 80 (2006) Experience 7 Years (138 Wks)
College Rhode Island University, 2006 Salary 1591 ($3.203M/2019 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C+ Catching Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D- Kick Acc B-
Carrying Run Blocking D+ Tackling D+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina D- Execution C+ Agility
Strength Health Aggressiveness Hands A-
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB C- C C- DT D+ SS D+ K GUN C-
WR D+ G D+ DE FS D+ P KR C-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB D+ CB D+ LS D+ KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB D+ H B- HT C+ KOS B+
Notes: kacc=B-@2;2006 EXE=D+@2;2006 exe=C-@2;2010
Year Team G GS PUNTS YDS LNG AVG NET BP IN20 TB HTLG HTAV FC RET RETY AVG
2007 MEM 1 1 6 300 55 50.0 40.7 0 3 1 4.6 4.0 1 4 56 14.0
2008 MEM 1 1 6 299 56 49.8 40.8 0 6 0 4.4 4.2 1 4 54 13.5
2011 MEM 16 16 81 3658 63 45.2 38.4 0 39 9 5.1 3.8 13 41 549 13.4
2012 MEM 16 16 68 3182 61 46.8 41.0 0 39 4 4.9 3.9 8 39 397 10.2
2013 MEM 16 16 71 3342 61 47.1 41.3 0 29 6 4.6 3.8 4 42 409 9.7
2014 MEM 16 16 66 3063 66 46.4 40.8 0 28 11 4.5 3.8 3 34 373 11.0
2015 MEM 7 7 24 1079 59 45.0 39.9 0 13 2 4.5 3.8 3 14 122 8.7
2016 PRO 11 11 25 1070 60 42.8 41.2 0 12 4 4.6 3.9 6 2 41 20.5
2017 PRO 16 16 103 4241 65 41.2 39.0 0 46 8 4.6 3.8 16 40 229 5.7
Total   100 100 450 20234 66 45.0 40.0 0 215 45 5.1 3.8 55 220 2230 10.1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2018Pill Pooscher has retired from the Providence Devine.
09-05-2016The Providence Devine have acquired Pill Pooscher from the waiver wire.
08-29-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pill Pooscher.
11-02-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the inactive roster.
11-01-2015Pill Pooscher of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 24 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster.
08-25-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jim Quigley to the inactive roster.
08-04-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Fowler, Pill Pooscher, Philbert Shattenstein, Richard Currier, Cliff Reynolds, and Jake Mikolajczyk to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Red White, Spud Street, Andenny Bootsett, Ground Coffee, Hickory Dickory Daugherty, Pepe Lacoeur, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, and R.W. Fouts to the inactive roster.
09-08-2008The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pepe Lacoeur and Hal Nickerson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Varmint Baylor to the inactive roster.
08-04-2008The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster.
09-10-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett and Bob Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Phil Woodin to the inactive roster.
08-12-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett to the inactive roster.
09-04-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett and Mulligan Stewart to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the inactive roster.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett to the inactive roster.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed John McInerney's name to Pill Pooscher.