Curly Lambeau Football League
08-24-2025
#20|Itchy Balzak Cornerback
Retired (2021, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2021) Potential C-
Age 40 Born 03-16-1985 in Amite, LA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 10 (2006) Experience 14 Years (272 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 845 ($2.589M/2025 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching C+ Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking C- Tackling C+ Kick Return B-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength D+ Health Aggressiveness Hands
Jumping     Attitude C- Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C DT C- SS K GUN
WR G D+ DE D+ FS C+ P D- KR C+
HB/TB T D+ ILB C- CB B- LS D- KRB
FB C- TE C- OLB H D+ HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2006 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 13 13.0 13 0 0
2007 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2008 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2009 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2010 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2011 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2012 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2013 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 9 9.0 9 0 0
2014 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
2015 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 4 4.0 4 0 0
2016 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 25 12.5 17 0 0
2017 MEM 2 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2018 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2019 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   42 42 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 8 2 6 59 9.8 17 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2022Itchy Balzak has retired from football.
05-03-2020The Tennessee Tuxedos have waived Itchy Balzak.
09-30-2019The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster.
09-30-2019The Tennessee Tuxedos have acquired Itchy Balzak from the waiver wire.
09-02-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Itchy Balzak.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Packet Racket, Javelin Davlin, Dick McFarnwide, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, Gettum Young, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Provential Hayseed, Bledsoe White, Dick McFarnwide, Prefect Hominy, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
10-22-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis to the inactive roster.
10-08-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-01-2017Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, and Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flu Huhoo, Passion Pinkston, Hans Middlebrooks, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-14-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
11-28-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster.
11-06-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
11-06-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster.
10-24-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-23-2016Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Richen Creamy, Dix Enis, Kris Krinkle, Heinous Janus, Cybill Servais, and Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, and Robert Pinkston to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster.
08-28-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, and Malcolm X. Caliber to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Talent Jones, Fearsome Lil Climer, and Eton Moore to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute and Fearsome Lil Climer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Malcolm X. Caliber, and Justin DeWay to the inactive roster.
10-24-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute to the inactive roster.
10-17-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-17-2010Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
10-19-2008Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
09-16-2007Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
09-25-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Itchy Balzac's name to Itchy Balzak.
08-14-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Chuck Dorris's name to Itchy Balzac.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Chuck Dorris, Darryl White, Bill McDaniel, and Gene Lewis to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Malcolm X. Caliber, Darry Dangle, and Dee Kupp to the inactive roster.