Curly Lambeau Football League
09-23-2018
#47|Itchy Balzak Cornerback
Memphis Mephitic Miasma
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 98%
Status Active Potential C-
Age 33 Born 03-16-1985 in Amite, LA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 10 (2006) Experience 12 Years (245 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 2108 ($3.957M/2018 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching Pass Cover A- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C- Kick Acc D+
Carrying C+ Run Blocking Tackling Kick Return
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed A- Stamina Execution Agility A-
Strength C- Health B- Aggressiveness C- Hands C+
Jumping C+     Attitude C- Break Tackle B+
ROLES
QB C- C D+ DT SS B- K GUN
WR B- G C- DE FS P D- KR
HB/TB B- T C- ILB C+ CB B+ LS KRB B-
FB TE OLB C+ H HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2006 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 10 2 8 91 11.4 24 0 0
2007 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 1 4 58 14.5 22 0 0
2008 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 2 3 28 9.3 10 0 0
2009 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 9 2.2 6 0 0
2010 MEM 15 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 1 5 103 20.6 80 1 0
2011 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 4 2 10 5.0 8 0 0
2012 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 13 8 5 80 16.0 47 1 0
2013 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 3 2 58 29.0 48 1 0
2014 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 2 3 30 10.0 13 0 0
2015 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 7 3 4 138 34.5 72 3 0
2016 MEM 12 12 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 8 5 3 68 22.7 55 1 0
2017 MEM 13 13 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 2 2 65 32.5 55 1 0
2018 MEM 3 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 9 9.0 9 0 0
Total   187 187 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 81 35 46 747 16.2 80 8 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, Gettum Young, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Provential Hayseed, Bledsoe White, Dick McFarnwide, Prefect Hominy, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
10-22-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis to the inactive roster.
10-08-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-01-2017Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, and Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flu Huhoo, Passion Pinkston, Hans Middlebrooks, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-14-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
11-28-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster.
11-06-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
11-06-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster.
10-24-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-23-2016Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Richen Creamy, Dix Enis, Kris Krinkle, Heinous Janus, Cybill Servais, and Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, and Robert Pinkston to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster.
08-28-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, and Malcolm X. Caliber to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Talent Jones, Fearsome Lil Climer, and Eton Moore to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute and Fearsome Lil Climer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Malcolm X. Caliber, and Justin DeWay to the inactive roster.
10-24-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute to the inactive roster.
10-17-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-17-2010Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
10-19-2008Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
09-16-2007Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
09-25-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Itchy Balzac's name to Itchy Balzak.
08-14-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Chuck Dorris's name to Itchy Balzac.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Chuck Dorris, Darryl White, Bill McDaniel, and Gene Lewis to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Malcolm X. Caliber, Darry Dangle, and Dee Kupp to the inactive roster.