Curly Lambeau Football League
01-15-2079
#54|Kris Krinkle Tackle
Retired (2025, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (05-27-2052) Potential C 
Age at Death 62 Born 05-15-1990 in Gary, IN
Drafted Round 1, Pick 10 (2012) Experience 13 Years (270 Wks)
College Connecticut University, 2012 Salary 845 ($105.747M/2078 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc F  Pass Blocking A- Run Cover D  Kick Acc C-
Carrying C- Run Blocking C+ Tackling D+ Kick Return D 
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C  Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength B- Health D  Aggressiveness C+ Hands D-
Jumping D-     Attitude C  Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C- SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G B- DE D+ FS D+ P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C- CB D+ LS D+ KRB C-
FB C  TE C+ OLB C- H D- HT D+ KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2012 MEM 16 15 14 92% 0 2 15 416:38
2013 MEM 16 16 16 93% 0 4 25 371:06
2014 MEM 16 16 16 90% 0 3 20 359:14
2015 MEM 16 16 16 92% 0 6 39 371:38
2016 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 5 35 372:39
2017 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 3 28 430:46
2018 MEM 16 16 16 98% 0 2 10 412:20
2019 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 6 39 404:30
2020 MEM 16 16 16 97% 0 8 50 361:40
2021 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 3 25 352:17
2022 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 5 30 371:16
2023 MEM 16 10 2 99% 0 0 0 58:52
2024 MEM 16 13 0 99% 0 0 0 46:10
Total   208 198 176 96% 0 47 316 4329:06

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2026Kris Krinkle has retired from football.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Kris Krinkle.
08-10-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fritz Humm, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Brock Houston, and Hal Franklin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Kris Krinkle, Peter Pesky, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Lionel Twain, Hannibal Lexus, Kris Krinkle, and Musan Skwerl to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang, Kilroy Waseer, Flying Fuzzyfok, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Toxic Joe Spiller to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
08-16-2020Kris Krinkle of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Richen Creamy, Dix Enis, Kris Krinkle, Heinous Janus, Cybill Servais, and Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, and Robert Pinkston to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, Joe Miller, Micah Wish, Lionel Twain, Steve Fisher, and Dwight "Cross" Dressler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Philbert Shattenstein, Kris Krinkle, Richen Creamy, Cybill Servais, Frank Fodder, and Lennie "I will call him" George to the inactive roster.
08-06-2012The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Kris Dieter's name to Kris Krinkle.
08-06-2012The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Denny Winston, Hannibal Diehl, Kris Dieter, and D.J. Griffin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Richen Creamy, Dag Nabbitt, Dwight Wright, and Tongan Cheek to the inactive roster.