Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2069
#57|Hannibal Lexus Guard
Retired (2024, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-04-2061) Potential A-
Age at Death 71 Born 04-28-1990 in Green Bay, WI
Drafted Round 2, Pick 26 (2012) Experience 11 Years (236 Wks)
College Merrimack University, 2012 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C- Pass Cover C- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc C  Pass Blocking B  Run Cover C  Kick Acc D-
Carrying D+ Run Blocking B  Tackling C- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D- Stamina C+ Execution B+ Agility C+
Strength B+ Health C- Aggressiveness C  Hands C+
Jumping C      Attitude C+ Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C C+ DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G B- DE C- FS D+ P D- KR D+
HB/TB D  T C+ ILB C  CB C- LS C  KRB C 
FB C  TE C  OLB C  H C- HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2012 MEM 4 4 1 94% 0 1 10 69:59
2013 MEM 4 4 4 92% 0 0 0 65:40
2014 MEM 4 4 0 90% 0 2 15 77:17
2015 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 1 10 61:14
2016 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 0 0 120:05
2017 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 0 0 125:25
2018 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 2 10 138:15
2019 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 0 0 117:32
2020 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 1 10 82:19
2021 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 1 5 17:46
2022 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 14:39
2023 MEM 3 3 0 100% 0 0 0 48:46
Total   41 41 31 97% 0 8 60 938:57

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2025Hannibal Lexus has retired from football.
09-17-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Hannibal Lexus.
08-14-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans and Hannibal Lexus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch N. Maxim, Shomey DeMonet, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Lionel Twain, Hannibal Lexus, Kris Krinkle, and Musan Skwerl to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang, Kilroy Waseer, Flying Fuzzyfok, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Toxic Joe Spiller to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
12-27-2015Hannibal Lexus of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
08-06-2012The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Hannibal Diehl's name to Hannibal Lexus.
08-06-2012The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Denny Winston, Hannibal Diehl, Kris Dieter, and D.J. Griffin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Richen Creamy, Dag Nabbitt, Dwight Wright, and Tongan Cheek to the inactive roster.
09-07-2009Hannibal Diehl has been moved from C to G by the Merrimack University Soldiers.