Curly Lambeau Football League
09-16-2069
#38|Musan Skwerl Running Back
Retired (2025, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (05-31-2062) Potential
Age at Death 71 Born 05-08-1991 in Norwood, MA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 28 (2013) Experience 10 Years (217 Wks)
College State University of Pennsylvania, 2013 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching Pass Cover Kick Power D+
Throw Acc B- Pass Blocking C- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc
Carrying C+ Run Blocking Tackling D+ Kick Return A-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina C- Execution Agility C+
Strength Health C- Aggressiveness Hands C+
Jumping B-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB C- C D+ DT D+ SS D+ K GUN C-
WR C- G D+ DE D+ FS D+ P D- KR C+
HB/TB T D+ ILB D+ CB C- LS D+ KRB
FB C- TE D+ OLB D+ H D+ HT KOS D-
Notes: agl=A-@2;2013
Year Team G GS ATT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G STUF SYDS FUM LOST TD 1ST 1ST% LNG
2013 MEM 16 0 6 0.4 35 5.8 2.2 1 -1 0 0 1 2 33.3 14
2014 MEM 16 2 6 0.4 11 1.8 0.7 1 -3 0 0 0 0 0.0 5
2015 MEM 16 0 1 0.1 -1 -1.0 -0.1 1 -1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0
2016 MEM 16 0 7 0.4 28 4.0 1.8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 9
2017 MEM 16 0 0 -- 0 -- -- 0 0 0 0 0 0 -- 0
2018 MEM 16 0 31 1.9 132 4.3 8.2 0 0 1 1 3 8 25.8 12
2019 MEM 16 0 166 10.4 696 4.2 43.5 11 -25 4 1 4 40 24.1 25
2020 MEM 16 0 161 10.1 741 4.6 46.3 5 -9 2 1 8 43 26.7 42
2021 MEM 16 0 136 8.5 576 4.2 36.0 5 -15 1 1 1 27 19.9 36
2022 MEM 16 13 6 0.4 18 3.0 1.1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.0 8
Total   160 15 520 3.2 2236 4.3 14.0 24 -54 8 4 18 120 23.1 42

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2026Musan Skwerl has retired from football.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Musan Skwerl.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Lionel Twain, Hannibal Lexus, Kris Krinkle, and Musan Skwerl to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang, Kilroy Waseer, Flying Fuzzyfok, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Toxic Joe Spiller to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster.
08-05-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed George Jeffrey's name to Musan Skwerl.
08-05-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Elgin Kane, Cory Wade, Lyle Crosby, Micah Wish, Jim May-Ornott, Dix Enis, Derek Kyle, John Listopad, George Jeffrey, Charlie Bryant, and Lennie Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dinger Barnes, Philbert Shattenstein, Toofless Geezerpap, Alien Kein, Dollar Zeller, Cybill Servais, Heinous Janus, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, Tongan Cheek, Dag Nabbitt, and Kid Glover to the inactive roster.