Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#72|Dynamo Humm Guard
Retired (2038, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2038) Potential D+
Age 65 Born 08-30-2003 in New Haven, CT
Drafted Round 1, Pick 15 (2025) Experience 12 Years (236 Wks)
College College of Arizona, 2025 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching C  Pass Cover C- Kick Power F 
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B  Run Cover D  Kick Acc D-
Carrying D  Run Blocking B- Tackling C- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C- Execution C+ Agility C+
Strength B  Health F  Aggressiveness B- Hands C+
Jumping D      Attitude A  Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G B- DE D+ FS D+ P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C+ ILB C- CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C- TE C  OLB C- H D+ HT C  KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2025 MEM 3 3 2 96% 0 2 10 53:32
2026 MEM 4 4 1 97% 0 0 0 62:36
2027 MEM 4 4 3 96% 0 1 5 61:08
2028 MEM 4 4 0 97% 0 0 0 62:31
2029 MEM 4 4 0 95% 0 1 5 63:46
2030 MEM 4 4 3 97% 0 0 0 86:34
2031 MEM 4 4 4 96% 0 2 15 57:51
2032 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 2 20 63:30
2033 MEM 4 4 4 100% 0 0 0 61:03
2034 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 33:07
2035 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 12:12
2036 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 16:32
Total   38 38 24 97% 0 8 55 634:22

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2039Dynamo Humm has retired from football.
05-03-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Dynamo Humm.
09-15-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dynamo Humm to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brian Tuten to the inactive roster.
09-08-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Dynamo Humm from the waiver wire.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Dynamo Humm.
08-11-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Allen, Tony Austin, Gary Bradley, Kris P. Kritter, and Craig Morrall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, and Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, I. Juan Atellia, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux, Holden Daly, Eddie Centers, Brad Sine, and Hi Gain Muzak to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Weed Reed, Holden Daly, and Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Morrell Higene, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, Hap Peacock, Danger Dude, and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Crash Brannigan, Brad Sine, Weed Reed, and Holden Daly to the inactive roster.
12-18-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Skinny Whiteboy, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Barley Humm's name to Dynamo Humm.
08-11-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed izzy Humm's name to Barley Humm.
08-11-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Fritz Humm's name to izzy Humm.
08-10-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fritz Humm, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Brock Houston, and Hal Franklin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Kris Krinkle, Peter Pesky, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
09-05-2022Fritz Humm has been moved from C to G by the College of Arizona Carnivores.