Curly Lambeau Football League
09-03-2068
#12|Bobbitt Aboutabbitt Kicker
Retired (2034, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2034) Potential D+
Age 69 Born 09-12-1998 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 6, Pick 94 (2020) Experience 11 Years (242 Wks)
College Michigan State College, 2020 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching Pass Cover Kick Power B-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying D+ Run Blocking Tackling D- Kick Return
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution C+ Agility
Strength Health D- Aggressiveness D+ Hands D-
Jumping C+     Attitude B- Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D- C D- DT D- SS D- K C+ GUN
WR D+ G D- DE D- FS P C- KR
HB/TB T D- ILB D- CB LS D- KRB
FB TE OLB D- H D- HT C- KOS
Year Team G GS FGM FGA PCT LNG LNGA 1-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA PCT
2020 MEM 3 3 5 6 83.3 42 49 0-0 0-0 2-2 3-4 0-0 7 7 100.0
2021 MEM 2 2 6 6 100.0 42 42 2-2 2-2 1-1 1-1 0-0 2 2 100.0
2022 MEM 4 4 13 14 92.9 51 51 2-2 3-3 4-4 3-4 1-1 6 6 100.0
2023 MEM 4 4 7 9 77.8 45 51 2-2 2-2 2-2 1-2 0-1 7 7 100.0
2024 MEM 4 4 10 10 100.0 46 46 2-2 3-3 3-3 2-2 0-0 9 9 100.0
2025 MEM 4 4 8 12 66.7 49 49 1-1 1-1 1-1 5-9 0-0 10 10 100.0
2026 MEM 4 4 11 11 100.0 51 51 0-0 1-1 3-3 5-5 2-2 8 9 88.9
2027 MEM 4 4 8 8 100.0 51 51 0-0 3-3 2-2 2-2 1-1 11 11 100.0
2028 MEM 4 4 8 9 88.9 51 52 0-0 3-3 3-3 1-1 1-2 13 13 100.0
2029 MEM 4 4 7 8 87.5 51 51 0-0 2-2 2-3 2-2 1-1 12 12 100.0
2030 MEM 4 4 6 8 75.0 41 50 1-1 2-2 2-2 1-2 0-1 12 12 100.0
2031 MEM 4 4 6 9 66.7 50 50 0-0 2-2 3-4 0-2 1-1 12 13 92.3
2033 MEM 4 4 4 5 80.0 44 46 0-0 2-2 0-0 2-3 0-0 16 16 100.0
Total   49 49 99 115 86.1 51 52 10-10 26-26 28-30 28-39 7-10 125 127 98.4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Bobbitt Aboutabbitt has retired from football.
09-18-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
09-13-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Willie Puntu to the inactive roster.
12-22-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Bobbitt Aboutabbitt from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-22-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
12-06-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-16-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Twinkletoes, Peter Pesky, Lennie "I will call him" George, and Micah Wish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Shadwick Conn, Kilroy Waseer, Warren Weary, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Frank Teeuws's name to Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.