Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2025
#12|Bobbitt Aboutabbitt Kicker
Memphis Mephitic Miasma
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 94%
Status Active Potential D+
Age 27 Born 09-12-1998 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 6, Pick 94 (2020) Experience 3 Years (83 Wks)
College Michigan State College, 2020 Salary 3111 ($9.533M/2025 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching B- Pass Cover D- Kick Power A-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D- Kick Acc A-
Carrying C- Run Blocking D- Tackling D+ Kick Return
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina Execution C+ Agility D+
Strength D+ Health A- Aggressiveness C+ Hands
Jumping B-     Attitude Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB C D- DT SS D+ K GUN C-
WR C- G DE D- FS D+ P C+ KR C-
HB/TB C- T ILB CB C- LS D- KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB H D- HT KOS
Year Team G GS FGM FGA PCT LNG LNGA 1-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA PCT
2021 MEM 4 4 8 9 88.9 45 52 1-1 4-4 2-2 1-1 0-1 9 10 90.0
2022 MEM 16 16 27 36 75.0 46 52 2-2 6-6 13-15 6-11 0-2 38 40 95.0
2023 MEM 16 16 30 33 90.9 53 53 4-4 11-11 6-6 8-10 1-2 40 42 95.2
2024 MEM 16 16 30 35 85.7 52 52 4-4 8-8 8-9 9-13 1-1 43 44 97.7
2025 MEM 2 2 5 7 71.4 40 48 2-2 2-2 0-0 1-3 0-0 3 3 100.0
Total   54 54 100 120 83.3 53 53 13-13 31-31 29-32 25-38 2-6 133 139 95.7

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
12-06-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-16-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Twinkletoes, Peter Pesky, Lennie "I will call him" George, and Micah Wish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Shadwick Conn, Kilroy Waseer, Warren Weary, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Frank Teeuws's name to Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.