Curly Lambeau Football League
09-11-2023
#71|Possum Eton-Schmidt Center
Memphis Mephitic Miasma
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating A-  Help Conditioning 94%
Status Active Potential
Age 31 Born 04-23-1992 in Vermillion, SD
Drafted Round 1, Pick 10 (2013) Experience 10 Years (208 Wks)
College Tampa College, 2014 Salary 2511 ($6.689M/2023 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching D+ Pass Cover D- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc Pass Blocking A- Run Cover C- Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking B+ Tackling Kick Return
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution A- Agility B-
Strength A- Health D+ Aggressiveness B+ Hands
Jumping     Attitude B- Break Tackle
ROLES
QB C A- DT C+ SS C- K GUN
WR D+ G B+ DE FS D+ P KR D+
HB/TB C- T ILB CB D+ LS B+ KRB C+
FB C+ TE C+ OLB H A- HT KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2013 MEM 16 16 16 91% 0 5 35 364:58
2014 MEM 16 16 16 89% 0 9 56 350:16
2015 MEM 16 16 16 90% 0 6 40 371:02
2016 MEM 16 16 16 92% 0 1 10 446:03
2017 MEM 16 16 16 92% 0 6 40 453:30
2018 MEM 16 16 16 94% 0 3 18 488:36
2019 MEM 16 16 16 94% 0 6 35 482:54
2020 MEM 15 14 13 96% 1 3 25 395:15
2021 MEM 16 16 16 100% 0 6 40 416:43
2022 MEM 12 12 12 99% 0 2 10 319:20
2023 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 28:41
Total   156 155 154 94% 1 47 309 4117:18

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
12-11-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the inactive roster.
11-14-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and Toxic Joe Spiller to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt and Lionel Twain to the inactive roster.
11-13-2022Possum Eton-Schmidt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
11-08-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe to the inactive roster.
11-02-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt and Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
10-25-2020Possum Eton-Schmidt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 20 days.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Steele, Micah Wish, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Army Hardy, Philbert Shattenstein, and Pispore Altitude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Barry Athletik, Peter Pesky, d'Bumpkin, and Piston Passar to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-18-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Nocturnal Submission's name to Possum Eton-Schmidt.
08-18-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elgin Bachler's name to Nocturnal Submission.
08-18-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elgin Kane's name to Elgin Bachler.
08-05-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Elgin Kane, Cory Wade, Lyle Crosby, Micah Wish, Jim May-Ornott, Dix Enis, Derek Kyle, John Listopad, George Jeffrey, Charlie Bryant, and Lennie Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dinger Barnes, Philbert Shattenstein, Toofless Geezerpap, Alien Kein, Dollar Zeller, Cybill Servais, Heinous Janus, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, Tongan Cheek, Dag Nabbitt, and Kid Glover to the inactive roster.