Curly Lambeau Football League
09-23-2069
#74|Prune Tang Guard
Retired (2031, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2031) Potential C+
Age 70 Born 12-09-1998 in Brenham, TX
Drafted Round 3, Pick 47 (2021) Experience 5 Years (118 Wks)
College Kentucky University, 2021 Salary 620 ($41.326M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D  Pass Cover C- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking B  Run Cover F  Kick Acc F 
Carrying F  Run Blocking C+ Tackling C  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D  Stamina B  Execution B  Agility B 
Strength A- Health D- Aggressiveness D  Hands C+
Jumping C      Attitude A- Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G B  DE C- FS D+ P D- KR D 
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C  TE C  OLB C  H D+ HT C  KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2023 MEM 14 2 0 94% 0 0 0 15:33
2024 MEM 16 4 0 95% 0 0 0 08:07
2025 PRO 4 3 0 94% 0 0 0 07:26
2028 STL 16 14 4 96% 0 0 0 170:49
2029 STL 16 14 0 95% 0 2 15 42:35
2030 STL 16 12 0 96% 0 2 20 35:35
Total   82 49 4 95% 0 4 35 280:05

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2032Prune Tang has retired from football.
04-27-2031The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Prune Tang.
12-30-2030The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Eddie Centers, Robert Zellars, Frank McFadden, and Hugh Downs to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Deshea Levanitis, Frank Strosnider, Prune Tang, and John Kern to the inactive roster.
04-30-2028The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Prune Tang and Calvin Ferrari to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Eric Bradley and John Kern to the inactive roster.
09-06-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Deshea Levanitis, Mike Clement, Eric Bradley, John Kern, and Jack Noble to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Frank Morris, Calvin Ferrari, Muscle Schoals, Prune Tang, and Bill Reeves to the inactive roster.
05-02-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Prune Tang to the active roster.
05-02-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Prune Tang from the waiver wire.
12-06-2026The Providence Devine have automatically waived Prune Tang to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
11-30-2026The Providence Devine have acquired Prune Tang from the waiver wire.
10-18-2026The Providence Devine have automatically waived Prune Tang to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-11-2026The Providence Devine have acquired Prune Tang from the waiver wire.
10-11-2026The Providence Devine have automatically waived Prune Tang to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-29-2025The Providence Devine have moved Extra MaxOrb, Chum Frenzy, Equal Justice, Yak Shaving, Cam L, Tazo Lee, and Bushy Hinder to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Prune Tang, Dark Ling, Beef Pudding, Scott Rodriguez, Hum San, Roland LaHood, and Roy Butz to the inactive roster.
12-14-2025The Providence Devine have moved Prune Tang to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Extra MaxOrb to the inactive roster.
09-15-2025The Providence Devine have moved Bush Clover and Ruff Landon to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Prune Tang, George Bullard, and Rex Groves to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Providence Devine have moved Prune Tang to the active roster.
09-01-2025The Providence Devine have acquired Prune Tang from the waiver wire.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Prune Tang.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster.
09-17-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang to the active roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Lionel Twain, Hannibal Lexus, Kris Krinkle, and Musan Skwerl to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang, Kilroy Waseer, Flying Fuzzyfok, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Toxic Joe Spiller to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster.
09-13-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Stephone Jackson's name to Prune Tang.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.