Curly Lambeau Football League
04-28-2069
#58|Critter Gitter Linebacker
Retired (2027, Age 39)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-22-2063) Potential A+
Age at Death 74 Born 09-29-1988 in Elyria, OH
Drafted Round 1, Pick 14 (2010) Experience 16 Years (317 Wks)
College California University Los Angeles, 2010 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C- Pass Cover C  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking F  Run Cover C+ Kick Acc F 
Carrying C+ Run Blocking C- Tackling B- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D  Stamina C  Execution C  Agility C+
Strength B+ Health D- Aggressiveness C  Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude A  Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C+ SS C  K F  GUN C-
WR D  G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D 
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B- CB C- LS D  KRB D+
FB C- TE D+ OLB B- H D- HT C- KOS F 
Notes: B-,A-,A-,B,A,C+;//exe=B-@2;2010 str-B+@2;2010 str=A-@4;2011
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2010 MEM 16 15 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2011 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 2 2.0 2 0 2
2012 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2013 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 1 3 29 9.7 16 0 0
2014 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2015 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 5 2 3 28 9.3 21 0 0
2016 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 3 1 15 15.0 15 0 0
2017 MEM 12 12 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 2 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2018 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 0 0.0 0 0 2
2019 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 14 14.0 14 0 1
2020 MEM 14 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 7 3.5 7 0 0
2021 MEM 13 13 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 3 1 2 2.0 2 0 0
2022 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 4 2 9 4.5 9 0 0
2023 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 2 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2024 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 18 4.5 12 0 0
2025 STL 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 18 18.0 18 0 0
Total   247 246 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 43 22 21 142 6.8 21 0 5

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028Critter Gitter has retired from football.
05-03-2026The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Critter Gitter.
09-01-2025The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Critter Gitter to the active roster.
09-01-2025The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Critter Gitter from the waiver wire.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Critter Gitter.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Action Jackson, and Shomey DeMonet to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, Codpiece Reese, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-26-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Bull Harness, Morrell Highground, Critter Gitter, Gud Ancer, and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Underbunny, Repo Mann, Sucha "Howdy Measuret" Mann, Backfield Spectre, Neville Guano-Dudat, and Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
08-05-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ed Reese and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Bull Harness, Serkle d'Wagons, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Bull Harness, Passion Pinkston, Morrell Highground, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Furlong Thyme, Berry Lonpoo, Dick McFarnwide, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster.
08-14-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans and Hannibal Lexus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch N. Maxim, Shomey DeMonet, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Backfield Spectre, Critter Gitter, Morrell Highground, Shomey DeMonet, Kant Misko, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon, Gene U. Flicked, Neville Guano-Dudat, Repo Mann, Dick McFarnwide, and Darin Spotnitz to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Emmett Barnard, Graham Knab, and Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
12-06-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the inactive roster.
11-15-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Graham Knab to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
11-14-2021Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 13 days.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
12-20-2020Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
11-01-2020Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
01-12-2020Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Packet Racket, Javelin Davlin, Dick McFarnwide, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, Gettum Young, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Provential Hayseed, Bledsoe White, Dick McFarnwide, Prefect Hominy, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
12-18-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Critter Gitter on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-17-2017Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial MCL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 47 days.
12-04-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Sanders to the inactive roster.
11-20-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
11-19-2017Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a wrist dislocation and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days.
08-26-2012Critter Gitter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
08-09-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed David Rogers's name to Critter Gitter.
08-09-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Speed Clifton and David Rogers to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ephraim Shufitt-Warett to the inactive roster.