Curly Lambeau Football League
08-24-2025
#90|Varmint Baylor Linebacker
Memphis Mephitic Miasma (2017, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2017) Potential C+
Age 40 Born 04-20-1985 in Jena, LA
Drafted Round 3, Pick 42 (2007) Experience 8 Years (178 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 745 ($2.283M/2025 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C- Pass Cover B+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover B- Kick Acc
Carrying C- Run Blocking C+ Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina Execution Agility
Strength B+ Health C+ Aggressiveness C- Hands C-
Jumping A-     Attitude Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT B- SS C+ K GUN C+
WR C- G DE B- FS C+ P KR C-
HB/TB C- T ILB CB B- LS KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB H D- HT C- KOS
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2007 MEM 4 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2008 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2009 MEM 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2010 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2011 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2012 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2013 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2014 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2015 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2017 STL 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
Total   40 5 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2018Varmint Baylor has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma.
12-18-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Varmint Baylor from the waiver wire.
09-04-2017The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Varmint Baylor.
08-07-2017The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Varmint Baylor to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Bill Simpson to the inactive roster.
08-07-2017The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Varmint Baylor from the waiver wire.
10-17-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Varmint Baylor.
08-08-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ronde Smith, Passion Pinkston, and Art Belser to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Varmint Baylor, and Merry Christman to the inactive roster.
10-04-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Varmint Baylor on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
10-03-2010Varmint Baylor of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a groin pull and is expected to be out for approximately 13 days.
09-21-2008The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Varmint Baylor to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phary Zona-String to the inactive roster.
09-08-2008The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pepe Lacoeur and Hal Nickerson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Varmint Baylor to the inactive roster.
09-07-2008Varmint Baylor of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 13 days.
10-22-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Varmint Baylor to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Marty Bosseler to the inactive roster.
09-24-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Bird to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Varmint Baylor to the inactive roster.
08-19-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dennis Baylor's name to Varmint Baylor.
08-06-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phil Woodin, Rich Maniecki, Dick Pacella, Dennis Baylor, and Solon Ladese to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dwight Wright, Bob Smith, Dan Johnson, Kurt Johnson, and Chris Parker to the inactive roster.