| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2037 | Earsatz Butler has retired from football. |
| 08-18-2036 | The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Earsatz Butler. |
| 08-17-2036 | The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Earsatz Butler from the waiver wire. |
| 08-17-2036 | The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Earsatz Butler. |
| 08-17-2036 | The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Earsatz Butler from the waiver wire. |
| 04-27-2036 | The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Earsatz Butler. |
| 09-03-2035 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler, Mike Johnson, and Detron Manning to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Bernard Hagberg, Ollie Matthews, and Bobby Heeter to the inactive roster. |
| 04-29-2035 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ollie Matthews to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler to the inactive roster. |
| 12-18-2034 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler and Chick Watson to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Bernard Hagberg and Steve Hipps to the inactive roster. |
| 12-04-2034 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Paul Grant to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler to the inactive roster. |
| 12-03-2034 | Earsatz Butler of the St. Louis Cardinals is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days. |
| 09-04-2034 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler and Mike Johnson to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Scott Zupek and Paul Grant to the inactive roster. |
| 01-02-2034 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved James Kern, Gordon Steuber, Bernard Hagberg, Montae Pillow, and Saxon Bradley to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler, Don Hardy, Mike Johnson, Saint Atkins, and Derek Jakes to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2033 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler, Detron Manning, and Mike Johnson to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ollie Matthews, James Kern, and Dextor Perplextor to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2033 | The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Earsatz Butler from the waiver wire. |
| 08-29-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Earsatz Butler. |
| 08-08-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Dudish, Jimmy Powers, Jimmy Robinson, David Edwards, Mike Minnis, Hans Jenkins, Earnest Marshall, Sam Thomas, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Greedy Horlecher, Cokey Longspoon, Ivan Ardon, Harry Astle, Hap Peacock, and Johnny Deal to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Cho Bidnez, Harrow d'Dogg, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Ruehl O'Thumb, and Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, James Douglas, Mike Powe, and Wes Harris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Earsatz Butler, D'Wayne "DeBane" Harris, B. B. Gottabuboo, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster. |
| 11-16-2031 | Earsatz Butler of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a wrist dislocation and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days. |
| 08-25-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Juan Smooth-Fok, and Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Preston Nales, Snake Gartner, Terraplane Hudson, Lewis Stule, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Undra Griffith and Hal Deep to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Earsatz Butler, Juan Smooth-Fok, and Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Nono Lett, Wachu Meenman, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nono Lett, Scott Wells, Elixir Tows, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, Earsatz Butler, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
| 01-03-2027 | Earsatz Butler of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days. |
| 11-23-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the inactive roster. |
| 09-07-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earsatz Butler to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2026 | Earsatz Butler of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a groin pull and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days. |
| 01-19-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the inactive roster. |
| 10-21-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann and Earsatz Butler to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ed Reese and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Bull Harness, Serkle d'Wagons, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Earsell Butler's name to Earsatz Butler. |
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