Curly Lambeau Football League
09-09-2069
#32|Greedy Horlecher Running Back
Retired (2035, Age 31)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2035) Potential B 
Age 65 Born 05-24-2004 in La Grange, GA
Drafted Round 3, Pick 48 (2026) Experience 9 Years (172 Wks)
College Delaware University, 2026 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B  Catching C  Pass Cover C- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc C  Pass Blocking C- Run Cover F  Kick Acc D+
Carrying B+ Run Blocking C  Tackling C- Kick Return C 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina C  Execution C+ Agility A-
Strength D  Health C  Aggressiveness B  Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude A- Break Tackle B 
ROLES
QB C+ C D+ DT D+ SS D+ K F  GUN C 
WR C+ G D+ DE D  FS C- P D- KR C 
HB/TB B- T D+ ILB D+ CB C  LS D  KRB C 
FB C+ TE C  OLB C- H C- HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G STUF SYDS FUM LOST TD 1ST 1ST% LNG
2026 MEM 16 2 167 10.4 758 4.5 47.4 5 -20 2 2 1 33 19.8 66
2027 MEM 16 9 271 16.9 1049 3.9 65.6 14 -35 1 1 3 56 20.7 57
2028 MEM 16 10 277 17.3 1327 4.8 82.9 7 -13 4 3 7 77 27.8 41
2029 MEM 16 14 260 16.2 1098 4.2 68.6 11 -23 5 5 7 66 25.4 38
2030 MEM 16 16 194 12.1 1012 5.2 63.2 6 -13 3 2 11 60 30.9 45
2031 MEM 16 15 238 14.9 974 4.1 60.9 5 -13 5 2 9 48 20.2 42
2032 MEM 16 10 204 12.8 922 4.5 57.6 6 -17 3 2 9 51 25.0 56
2033 MEM 16 11 276 17.2 1177 4.3 73.6 9 -18 4 2 9 63 22.8 43
2034 MEM 16 16 153 9.6 513 3.4 32.1 9 -17 2 1 7 30 19.6 15
Total   144 103 2040 14.2 8830 4.3 61.3 72 -169 29 20 63 484 23.7 66

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2036Greedy Horlecher has retired from football.
08-06-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Greedy Horlecher.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bloody Cheek, Spody Oatie, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Louis Cannon, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, Skinny Whiteboy, and Whalin' Hawkins to the inactive roster.
08-08-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Dudish, Jimmy Powers, Jimmy Robinson, David Edwards, Mike Minnis, Hans Jenkins, Earnest Marshall, Sam Thomas, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Greedy Horlecher, Cokey Longspoon, Ivan Ardon, Harry Astle, Hap Peacock, and Johnny Deal to the inactive roster.
08-29-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Don B Fuelish, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Nolan Nutten, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster.
08-09-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Galen Garner, Charlie McGuire, Nolan Craig, and Onehand Laughing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Guy Scarbath, Harry Astle, Deron Hanes, Greedy Horlecher, Zyklon Bee, and Don B Fuelish to the inactive roster.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Fun Gus Amongus, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, Bafoon Baboon, and Throwup Throwdown to the inactive roster.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jim McCloughan, Max Hubbell, Luther Ray, Jabar Bleier, and Nelson Dees to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Brock Kolley, Greedy Horlecher, and Onehand Laughing to the inactive roster.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster.
08-05-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Owen Bailey, Preston Nales, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Brock Kolley, Morrell Higene, Don B Fuelish, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
12-06-2026Greedy Horlecher of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Brubaker, Steve Keith, Greedy Horlecher, and Larry Laughing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, and Len Lease to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Ted Dow's name to Greedy Horlecher.