Curly Lambeau Football League
09-30-2069
#70|Dave Bausch Guard
Retired (2046, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2046) Potential C 
Age 56 Born 07-20-2013 in Atlanta, GA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2034) Experience 11 Years (225 Wks)
College College of Texas, 2035 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D  Pass Cover C- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover D  Kick Acc D-
Carrying D- Run Blocking B  Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina B- Execution B- Agility B-
Strength A- Health C+ Aggressiveness C- Hands C 
Jumping D-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D  C C+ DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G B  DE C- FS C- P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C- KRB C 
FB C  TE C  OLB C  H D  HT C- KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2034 MEM 2 2 1 89% 0 1 10 26:57
2035 MEM 16 8 1 90% 0 2 10 59:30
2036 MEM 16 14 11 88% 0 3 15 319:54
2037 MEM 16 14 13 91% 0 4 30 347:24
2038 MEM 14 11 10 89% 0 5 35 254:43
2039 MEM 16 7 0 92% 0 0 0 13:04
2040 MEM 16 9 0 92% 0 0 0 32:19
2041 MEM 16 10 9 91% 0 1 5 289:27
2042 MEM 11 10 9 94% 0 3 25 242:49
2043 MEM 16 6 3 92% 0 2 10 102:37
2044 MEM 16 5 0 94% 0 0 0 15:23
2045 STL 16 10 2 94% 0 1 5 79:18
2046 STL 2 2 0 93% 0 0 0 04:52
Total   173 108 59 91% 0 22 145 1788:17

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2047Dave Bausch has retired from football.
09-17-2046The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Dave Bausch.
08-28-2045The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Dave Bausch to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Art Lindsey to the inactive roster.
08-28-2045The St. Louis Cardinals have reverted Dirtybird Nastyquack's name to Dave Bausch.
08-28-2045The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Dirtybird Nastyquack from the waiver wire.
08-20-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Dirtybird Nastyquack.
08-20-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Larry Parks, Gary Mitchell, Steven Nichols, and Jeroy Williams to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.
08-29-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster.
08-08-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, and Mighty Hurley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Skippy Dampner, and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Robert Klasnic, Assassin Baldassin, Mike Bergold, Monsanto Adams, Willie Smith, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, Hizzenher Suit, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.
11-23-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Dirtybird Nastyquack on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
11-23-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the inactive roster.
11-23-2042Dirtybird Nastyquack of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a lower leg fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 50 days.
08-25-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, and Skippy Dampner to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Hi Yowarski, Randy Youngspud, and Ed Case to the inactive roster.
08-04-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Hurley, Ed Case, Randy Youngspud, M.T. Pockets, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Don Juan Adudat, and Kris P. Kritter to the inactive roster.
08-26-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Ivan Ardon, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, Gom Jabar, and Pine Box to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, Randy Youngspud, Dinty Green, Pietre Buffini, Mighty Hurley, Hizzenher Suit, Ed Case, and Lotta Ladd to the inactive roster.
08-05-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Morris, Patrick Sampson, Al Hurley, Ed Thomas, Johnny Oliver, Rich McCall, and Bob Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Leo G. Carroll, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster.
11-21-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap to the inactive roster.
11-08-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the inactive roster.
11-07-2038Dirtybird Nastyquack of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days.
04-29-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Weed Reed, Holden Daly, and Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Morrell Higene, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, Hap Peacock, Danger Dude, and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Crash Brannigan, Brad Sine, Weed Reed, and Holden Daly to the inactive roster.
12-18-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Skinny Whiteboy, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dave Bausch's name to Dirtybird Nastyquack.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.