Curly Lambeau Football League
01-09-2079
#3|Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat Quarterback
Retired (2055, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2055) Potential A 
Age 59 Born 03-11-2019 in Chicopee, MA
Drafted Round 3, Pick 40 (2041) Experience 14 Years (279 Wks)
College Alabama College, 2041 Salary 845 ($105.747M/2078 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B+ Catching C  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power F 
Throw Acc B  Pass Blocking D  Run Cover F  Kick Acc D+
Carrying B  Run Blocking F  Tackling D+ Kick Return D 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina C- Execution A- Agility C+
Strength C  Health F  Aggressiveness C- Hands B 
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB B  C D+ DT D+ SS D+ K F  GUN C 
WR C  G D+ DE D  FS D+ P D  KR C 
HB/TB C  T D+ ILB D+ CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB C- H B- HT B- KOS D-
Notes: Tp=A+@6;2042 ta=B@6;2043 ta=B+@1;2046
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2041 MEM 14 0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0.0 0 -- 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0.0
2042 MEM 16 0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0.0 0 -- 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0.0
2043 MEM 16 0 1 1 100.0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0.1 17 17.0 1.1 0 1 0 1 100.0 118.8
2044 MEM 16 0 1 1 100.0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0.1 6 6.0 0.4 0 0 0 0 0.0 91.7
2045 MEM 16 0 2 0 0.0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0.1 0 0.0 0.0 1 0 0 0 0.0 0.0
2046 MEM 16 1 113 68 60.2 5 1 20.0 0 0 -- 7.1 568 5.0 35.5 2 6 5 23 20.4 80.5
2047 MEM 16 2 87 60 69.0 8 4 50.0 0 0 -- 5.4 590 6.8 36.9 2 1 3 23 26.4 89.7
2048 MEM 14 5 133 73 54.9 13 4 30.8 1 0 0.0 9.5 744 5.6 53.1 3 5 2 37 27.8 66.7
2049 MEM 16 16 300 161 53.7 42 10 23.8 3 1 33.3 18.8 1832 6.1 114.5 12 15 9 82 27.3 65.6
2050 MEM 11 11 173 100 57.8 30 13 43.3 1 0 0.0 15.7 1419 8.2 129.0 5 9 6 57 32.9 83.9
2051 MEM 14 14 182 112 61.5 27 11 40.7 1 0 0.0 13.0 1435 7.9 102.5 3 9 8 60 33.0 94.0
2052 MEM 16 16 265 148 55.8 44 14 31.8 3 1 33.3 16.6 1837 6.9 114.8 9 8 10 76 28.7 75.9
2053 MEM 16 1 109 66 60.6 3 0 0.0 0 0 -- 6.8 663 6.1 41.4 2 6 7 27 24.8 91.6
2054 MEM 14 0 82 49 59.8 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 5.9 295 3.6 21.1 1 5 0 10 12.2 61.8
Total   211 66 1448 839 57.9 172 57 33.1 9 2 22.2 6.9 9406 6.5 44.6 40 65 50 396 27.3 77.4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2056Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat has retired from football.
08-29-2055The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat.
12-20-2054The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Byron Kollar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat to the inactive roster.
08-31-2054The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mike Smith and Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Byron Kollar and Bureau O'Defecation to the inactive roster.
08-10-2054The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Byron Kollar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat to the inactive roster.
09-01-2053The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Sultan Pepper, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Hostile Dogstyle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dewey Sacco, Walt DeFork, Pox Ridden Harridan, Brad Ting, and Byron Kollar to the inactive roster.
08-04-2053The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved George Dusek, Bob Williams, Joe Norton, Pox Ridden Harridan, Brad Ting, Ballbearing Mousetrap, and Dewey Sacco to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Super Puper Cooper, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
11-26-2051The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dewey Sacco to the inactive roster.
11-13-2051The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Horsapple Eaton and Dewey Sacco to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
11-12-2051Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 13 days.
09-03-2051The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Randy Wyatt to the inactive roster.
08-13-2051The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Randy Wyatt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Biggeran Schmidt, Urassus Dragon, Kris P. Kritter, Shabop Shabop, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Ethan Brown, Sedan Parks, Super Puper Cooper, Eye Gawd Pea, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the inactive roster.
08-12-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sultan Pepper, Devone Livingston, Felon Flower, James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Tickler Tuggnutt, Grunter Grohn, and Jim Gillingham to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Myles Prower, Kris P. Kritter, Jack Smit, Smitty Klingler, Passing Lane, Assassin Baldassin, Urassus Dragon, and Dorgan Swells to the inactive roster.
08-05-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Johnny Oliver's name to Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat.
08-05-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Morris, Patrick Sampson, Al Hurley, Ed Thomas, Johnny Oliver, Rich McCall, and Bob Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Leo G. Carroll, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster.