| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2055) |
Potential |
B |
| Age |
42
|
Born |
11-01-2026 in Reno, NV |
| Drafted |
Round 5, Pick 69 (2049) |
Experience |
1 Year (17 Wks) |
| College |
South Utah University, 2049 |
Salary |
385 ($25.662M/2069 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
D+ |
Catching |
C+ |
Pass Cover |
D+ |
Kick Power |
D- |
| Throw Acc |
D+ |
Pass Blocking |
D+ |
Run Cover |
D+ |
Kick Acc |
D |
| Carrying |
B+ |
Run Blocking |
D+ |
Tackling |
C- |
Kick Return |
C- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
D- |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
B |
Stamina |
C+ |
Execution |
B |
Agility |
B- |
| Strength |
C- |
Health |
B- |
Aggressiveness |
D |
Hands |
C+ |
| Jumping |
C+ |
|
|
Attitude |
A |
Break Tackle |
B- |
| ROLES |
| QB |
C- |
C |
D+ |
DT |
C- |
SS |
C- |
K |
F |
GUN |
C+ |
| WR |
C+ |
G |
D+ |
DE |
D+ |
FS |
C- |
P |
D- |
KR |
C |
| HB/TB |
B |
T |
D+ |
ILB |
C- |
CB |
C |
LS |
D |
KRB |
C |
| FB |
C+ |
TE |
C |
OLB |
C- |
H |
C- |
HT |
B- |
KOS |
D- |
|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
ATT |
ATT/G |
YDS |
AVG |
YDS/G |
STUF |
SYDS |
FUM |
LOST |
TD |
1ST |
1ST% |
LNG |
| 2049 |
MEM |
6 |
0 |
24 |
4.0 |
143 |
6.0 |
23.8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
20.8 |
43 |
| 2051 |
MEM |
5 |
0 |
16 |
3.2 |
48 |
3.0 |
9.6 |
1 |
-1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
18.8 |
13 |
| Total |
|
11 |
0 |
40 |
3.6 |
191 |
4.8 |
17.4 |
1 |
-1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
20.0 |
43 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2056 | Horsapple Eaton has retired from football. |
| 08-05-2052 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Horsapple Eaton. |
| 12-18-2051 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Horsapple Eaton to the inactive roster. |
| 11-13-2051 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Horsapple Eaton and Dewey Sacco to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Rairden, Falcon Idjit, Lyons N. Winters, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Sergio Moss, Horsapple Eaton, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the inactive roster. |
| 11-21-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Horsapple Eaton to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nacho Bieniemy to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eddie Mehalick, Eli N. d'Mourning, Drawers Adroup, Super Puper Cooper, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Raleigh Grossman, Harrummphf, Barney Ruble, Horsapple Eaton, Jim Meyer, and Tom Poston to the inactive roster. |
| 08-15-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Steve Eaton's name to Horsapple Eaton. |
| 08-09-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Steve Eaton and Jim Meyer to the active roster. |
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