| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2063 | Stinky McStickum has retired from football. |
| 09-04-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Stinky McStickum. |
| 08-08-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Dogbreath Marauder, Chad Newson, Roadapple Shuffle, Tater Totter, Jim Goeas, and Firkin A. Bubbah to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Bote Foca, Gotsa Bowntapik, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Stinky McStickum, Mike Hunt, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Stinky McStickum, Shifty McFingers, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Var Mint, Ballbearing Mousetrap, and Gotsa Bowntapik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dude Doodley, Nanook, Jaun Abejay, John Laughlin, Roadapple Shuffle, Howdy Fakawee, and Vic Souders to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Obscene Dean, Nanook, John Laughlin, Howdy Fakawee, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Dude Doodley, and Roadapple Shuffle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shifty McFingers, Gotsa Bowntapik, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Bote Foca, Howie Drumsett, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 10-07-2057 | Stinky McStickum of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days. |
| 08-27-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Stinky McStickum, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Mudderly Love, Var Mint, Gotsa Bowntapik, and Wheelie Ferris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Haws, Walt DeFork, Aweema Wep, Howie Drumsett, Firkin A. Bubbah, Bureau O'Defecation, and Vic Souders to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Luck Bea Lyday, Aweema Wep, Byrone Kollar, Firkin A. Bubbah, Nanook, Walt DeFork, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Purple Hayes, Whizzer Downdere, Mudderly Love, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Bote Foca, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Shifty McFingers, Stinky McStickum, and Paul Brown to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wade N. DeWatta, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Bureau O'Defecation, Walt DeFork, Howie Drumsett, and Brad Ting to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett, Bill Lemoine, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Walt DeFork, Wade Milinichick, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, Shifty McFingers, Hostile Dogstyle, Gotsa Bowntapik, and Wheelie Ferris to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Whizzer Downdere, Stinky McStickum, and Pox Ridden Harridan to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Stinkle Hinkle Little-Starr, Dick Justis, Goalline Prancer, Walt DeFork, and Mike Smith to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick Justis, John Flushing, Walt DeFork, Shipley Shape, Hot Cichowski, Ding Don, Stinkle Hinkle Little-Starr, and Biscuits Garvey to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Pinkley Taurus, Daniel Laird, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Flibber T. Gibbitt, Stinky McStickum, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
| 09-04-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Stinky McStickum to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nacho Bieniemy to the inactive roster. |
| 09-04-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Paul Harden's name to Stinky McStickum. |
| 08-29-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Rairden, Falcon Idjit, Lyons N. Winters, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Sergio Moss, Horsapple Eaton, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the inactive roster. |
| 08-14-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster. |
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