Curly Lambeau Football League
08-25-2070
#27|Donkey McDyk Safety
Retired (2062, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2062) Potential A+
Age 42 Born 11-21-2027 in Seattle, WA
Drafted Round 4, Pick 53 (2049) Experience 12 Years (254 Wks)
College New Jersey University Princeton, 2050 Salary 845 ($60.407M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching D+ Pass Cover B- Kick Power B 
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C  Kick Acc D-
Carrying C- Run Blocking F  Tackling B- Kick Return C 
        Pursuit A     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B  Stamina C  Execution B- Agility B+
Strength D+ Health C- Aggressiveness B- Hands D+
Jumping C+     Attitude B  Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C D- DT C- SS B- K D  GUN C+
WR C- G D+ DE C- FS B  P D+ KR C-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB C  CB C+ LS D- KRB C-
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C+ H D  HT C- KOS C-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2049 MEM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2050 MEM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2051 MEM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2052 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2053 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2054 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2055 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2056 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2057 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 9 4.5 9 0 0
2058 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 2 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2060 MEM 2 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2061 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2062 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
Total   44 31 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 8 5 3 17 5.7 9 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2063Donkey McDyk has retired from football.
09-04-2062The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Donkey McDyk.
08-29-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Donkey McDyk, and Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grabber, John Bledsoe, and Lou Kazadi to the inactive roster.
08-08-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bill Borden, Clifton Reese, Lou Kazadi, and Folderol Freferol to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Woodeye Harelip, Donkey McDyk, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.
08-25-2059The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Kickett N. Reno, Big Booty, Woodeye Harelip, and Donkey McDyk to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cutter Thomas, Folderol Freferol, Juneau Rithmatik, Tarren Feather, Hardin Longshank, and Blunderbuss Hammertoe to the inactive roster.
08-04-2059The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Juneau Rithmatik, Osaka Egg, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, San Joaquin Mescalero, and Hardin Longshank to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Big Booty, Donkey McDyk, Kickett N. Reno, Woodeye Harelip, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.
08-14-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday, Cloister Flock, Disco Purdy, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grunter Grohn, Donkey McDyk, Scott Now, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Frankan Open-Xchange's name to Donkey McDyk.
08-15-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Fran Teerlinck's name to Frankan Open-Xchange.
08-09-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Kozlowski, Bill Ford, Fran Teerlinck, and Andre Ferris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eli N. d'Mourning, Eddie Mehalick, Harry Gary Mascari, Super Puper Cooper, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.