Curly Lambeau Football League
09-22-2069
#57|Harrummphf Guard
Retired (2055, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2055) Potential B-
Age 46 Born 08-11-2023 in Palestine, TX
Drafted Round 4, Pick 63 (2045) Experience 6 Years (102 Wks)
College Connecticut University, 2045 Salary 620 ($41.326M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching D- Pass Cover D+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover F  Kick Acc F 
Carrying D  Run Blocking C+ Tackling C+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength B+ Health C- Aggressiveness C+ Hands D+
Jumping D+     Attitude B  Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D  G B  DE C- FS D+ P D- KR D 
HB/TB D  T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C- TE C  OLB C  H D  HT C- KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2045 MEM 16 2 0 94% 0 0 0 07:46
2046 MEM 16 2 0 95% 0 0 0 03:58
2047 MEM 7 7 7 94% 0 4 20 196:12
2048 MEM 11 4 2 94% 0 0 0 36:49
2049 MEM 6 5 2 96% 0 2 10 54:43
2052 BRO 16 16 16 95% 0 2 10 442:58
2053 BRO 1 1 1 93% 0 0 0 31:43
Total   73 37 28 95% 0 8 40 774:09

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2056Harrummphf has retired from football.
09-07-2053The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have waived Harrummphf.
08-05-2052The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have acquired Harrummphf from the waiver wire.
08-29-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Harrummphf.
08-14-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
11-21-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Gary Mascari and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eddie Mehalick, Eli N. d'Mourning, Drawers Adroup, Super Puper Cooper, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Raleigh Grossman, Harrummphf, Barney Ruble, Horsapple Eaton, Jim Meyer, and Tom Poston to the inactive roster.
11-30-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Harrummphf on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
11-29-2048Harrummphf of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
11-03-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Mamba, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Johnny Matheson, Jack Smit, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster.
08-25-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Lulu Wang, Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, Kris P. Kritter, and Drawers Adroup to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rufus Mallouf, Ethan Brown, Barney Ruble, Smelz DeRatt, Whizzer Downdere, and Harrummphf to the inactive roster.
10-15-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jeroy Williams's name to Harrummphf.
08-20-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Larry Parks, Gary Mitchell, Steven Nichols, and Jeroy Williams to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.