Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#77|Eli N. d'Mourning Guard
Pittsburgh Polecats (2052, Age 31)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2052) Potential D 
Age 48 Born 07-06-2021 in Canton, OH
Drafted Round 1, Pick 14 (2043) Experience 10 Years (205 Wks)
College Oregon University, 2043 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching F  Pass Cover D- Kick Power F 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking B  Run Cover C  Kick Acc D 
Carrying C  Run Blocking A- Tackling C  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C+ Execution B- Agility C 
Strength A- Health F  Aggressiveness C+ Hands D 
Jumping C-     Attitude B+ Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D  C C+ DT C+ SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G B  DE C- FS D+ P F  KR D 
HB/TB D  T B- ILB C  CB D+ LS C- KRB C 
FB C+ TE C+ OLB C  H D  HT D  KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2043 MEM 4 4 0 94% 0 1 5 67:53
2044 MEM 4 4 1 94% 0 1 5 75:48
2045 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 3 15 71:06
2046 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 0 0 53:47
2047 MEM 4 4 4 97% 0 0 0 81:20
2048 MEM 4 4 4 96% 0 1 5 127:05
2049 MEM 1 1 1 95% 0 0 0 16:27
2050 PIT 4 4 0 96% 0 0 0 22:17
2051 PIT 4 3 0 96% 0 0 0 08:10
2052 PIT 4 3 0 94% 0 0 0 00:42
Total   37 35 18 95% 0 6 30 524:35

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2053Eli N. d'Mourning has retired from the Pittsburgh Polecats.
10-30-2050Eli N. d'Mourning of the Pittsburgh Polecats is injured with a shoulder contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
05-01-2050The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Eli N. d'Mourning to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Hi Yowarski to the inactive roster.
01-03-2050The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Jake Knafelc to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Eli N. d'Mourning to the inactive roster.
12-05-2049Eli N. d'Mourning of the Pittsburgh Polecats is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
11-21-2049Trade #96401 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Polecats and the Memphis Mephitic Miasma. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma receive Sergio Moss (WR), Draft Pick - 2050 Round 4 (PIT) from the Pittsburgh Polecats in exchange for Eli N. d'Mourning (G).
09-12-2049Eli N. d'Mourning of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eddie Mehalick, Eli N. d'Mourning, Drawers Adroup, Super Puper Cooper, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Raleigh Grossman, Harrummphf, Barney Ruble, Horsapple Eaton, Jim Meyer, and Tom Poston to the inactive roster.
08-09-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Kozlowski, Bill Ford, Fran Teerlinck, and Andre Ferris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eli N. d'Mourning, Eddie Mehalick, Harry Gary Mascari, Super Puper Cooper, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
11-30-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Eli N. d'Mourning on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
11-29-2048Eli N. d'Mourning of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a wrist inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days.
10-07-2046Eli N. d'Mourning of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
08-30-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Robert Klasnic's name to Eli N. d'Mourning.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Robert Klasnic, Assassin Baldassin, Mike Bergold, Monsanto Adams, Willie Smith, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, Hizzenher Suit, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.