| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2050) |
Potential |
D |
| Age |
50
|
Born |
06-02-2020 in Vernon, TX |
| Drafted |
Round 2, Pick 28 (2042) |
Experience |
8 Years (158 Wks) |
| College |
Southern Louisiana University, 2042 |
Salary |
745 ($53.258M/2070 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
F |
Catching |
B- |
Pass Cover |
B |
Kick Power |
D |
| Throw Acc |
D- |
Pass Blocking |
C |
Run Cover |
B- |
Kick Acc |
D |
| Carrying |
C+ |
Run Blocking |
D+ |
Tackling |
B+ |
Kick Return |
D- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
B |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C- |
Stamina |
B- |
Execution |
C |
Agility |
B- |
| Strength |
B+ |
Health |
C- |
Aggressiveness |
C+ |
Hands |
C |
| Jumping |
B- |
|
|
Attitude |
B+ |
Break Tackle |
D |
| ROLES |
| QB |
D |
C |
C- |
DT |
B- |
SS |
C+ |
K |
F |
GUN |
C+ |
| WR |
C- |
G |
C |
DE |
B- |
FS |
C+ |
P |
F |
KR |
D+ |
| HB/TB |
C- |
T |
C |
ILB |
B |
CB |
C+ |
LS |
D |
KRB |
C- |
| FB |
C- |
TE |
C- |
OLB |
B |
H |
D- |
HT |
C+ |
KOS |
D- |
|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
TKL |
SOLO |
AST |
SACK |
SAF |
STF |
DEF |
BRK |
INT |
INTY |
AVG |
LNG |
TD |
FF |
| 2042 |
MEM |
4 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2043 |
MEM |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2044 |
MEM |
4 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2045 |
MEM |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2046 |
MEM |
4 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2047 |
MEM |
4 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2048 |
MEM |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2049 |
MEM |
4 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2050 |
MEM |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| Total |
|
33 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2051 | Sims Simonini has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma. |
| 08-14-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster. |
| 01-10-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Cloister Flock, Kris P. Kritter, Billyclub Wang, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster. |
| 10-25-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Scott Reed, Felon Flower, Whizzer Downdere, Truth DeKay, and Udders Tremble to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Billyclub Wang, Sims Simonini, Kris P. Kritter, Nacho Bieniemy, and Bitz Bakone to the inactive roster. |
| 10-12-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Billyclub Wang to the inactive roster. |
| 09-07-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poel Lather to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Waldroup, Grady Humphries, Ray Baldassin, Sims Simonini, and Poel Prather to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Paulie Morfik, Muventu d'Simbowlsoon, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Skippy Dampner, Red Minnis, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
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