| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2054 | Hap Instance has retired from football. |
| 08-04-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Hap Instance. |
| 08-29-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, and Harry Gary Mascari to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Poston, Bill Miller, and Headley LaMar to the inactive roster. |
| 08-14-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster. |
| 01-03-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Tom Poston, and Var Mint to the inactive roster. |
| 11-21-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Gary Mascari and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle and Hap Instance to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eddie Mehalick, Eli N. d'Mourning, Drawers Adroup, Super Puper Cooper, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Raleigh Grossman, Harrummphf, Barney Ruble, Horsapple Eaton, Jim Meyer, and Tom Poston to the inactive roster. |
| 05-02-2049 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Woodeye Harelip, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday, Cloister Flock, Billyclub Wang, Hap Instance, Hitchen Magiddyup, and Major Response to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Lulu Wang, Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, Kris P. Kritter, and Drawers Adroup to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rufus Mallouf, Ethan Brown, Barney Ruble, Smelz DeRatt, Whizzer Downdere, and Harrummphf to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown and Mick Ghee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle and Hap Instance to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, and Mighty Hurley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Skippy Dampner, and Hap Instance to the inactive roster. |
| 12-28-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, I. Schitchunott, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Jack Andrus, and Barb Arian to the inactive roster. |
| 12-01-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hap Instance to the inactive roster. |
| 11-30-2042 | Hap Instance of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 31 days. |
| 08-06-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Hap Akins's name to Hap Instance. |
| 08-06-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phil Baldwin, Henry Kinchen, Hap Akins, and Frank King to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster. |
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