Curly Lambeau Football League
08-12-2069
#67|Hap Instance Tackle
Retired (2053, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2053) Potential A 
Age 50 Born 10-11-2018 in Bardwell, KY
Drafted Round 1, Pick 14 (2040) Experience 13 Years (255 Wks)
College Kentucky University, 2041 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching D+ Pass Cover D  Kick Power F 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover F  Kick Acc D+
Carrying D+ Run Blocking C+ Tackling C- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D- Stamina C  Execution B+ Agility C+
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness C- Hands B-
Jumping D      Attitude B  Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D  C C+ DT C  SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR D  G B- DE D+ FS D+ P D- KR D 
HB/TB D  T B- ILB C- CB D+ LS C  KRB C-
FB C- TE C  OLB C- H C  HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2040 MEM 4 4 4 91% 0 2 10 93:10
2041 MEM 4 4 4 86% 0 0 0 67:04
2042 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 1 5 117:09
2043 MEM 4 4 4 97% 0 0 0 118:39
2044 MEM 1 1 1 100% 0 0 0 19:32
2045 MEM 4 4 4 89% 0 0 0 75:47
2046 MEM 4 4 4 94% 0 1 10 68:33
2047 MEM 2 2 2 94% 0 1 5 30:30
2048 MEM 4 4 2 94% 0 0 0 67:12
2049 MEM 1 1 1 96% 0 0 0 17:38
2050 MEM 2 2 2 94% 0 0 0 28:18
2051 MEM 4 4 4 96% 0 0 0 69:25
2052 MEM 4 4 4 96% 0 1 9 68:26
Total   42 42 40 93% 0 6 39 841:23

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2054Hap Instance has retired from football.
08-04-2053The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Hap Instance.
08-29-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, and Harry Gary Mascari to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Poston, Bill Miller, and Headley LaMar to the inactive roster.
08-14-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
01-03-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Tom Poston, and Var Mint to the inactive roster.
11-21-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Gary Mascari and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eddie Mehalick, Eli N. d'Mourning, Drawers Adroup, Super Puper Cooper, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Raleigh Grossman, Harrummphf, Barney Ruble, Horsapple Eaton, Jim Meyer, and Tom Poston to the inactive roster.
05-02-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Woodeye Harelip, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday, Cloister Flock, Billyclub Wang, Hap Instance, Hitchen Magiddyup, and Major Response to the inactive roster.
08-25-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Lulu Wang, Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, Kris P. Kritter, and Drawers Adroup to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rufus Mallouf, Ethan Brown, Barney Ruble, Smelz DeRatt, Whizzer Downdere, and Harrummphf to the inactive roster.
08-11-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown and Mick Ghee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
08-29-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster.
08-08-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, and Mighty Hurley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Skippy Dampner, and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
12-28-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, I. Schitchunott, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Jack Andrus, and Barb Arian to the inactive roster.
12-01-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
11-30-2042Hap Instance of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 31 days.
08-06-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Hap Akins's name to Hap Instance.
08-06-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phil Baldwin, Henry Kinchen, Hap Akins, and Frank King to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster.