| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2065 | Var Mint has retired from football. |
| 12-11-2062 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Var Mint. |
| 09-12-2061 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Var Mint to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Dale Vokaty to the inactive roster. |
| 09-12-2061 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Var Mint from the waiver wire. |
| 09-04-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Var Mint. |
| 08-29-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Woodeye Harelip, Bote Foca, Mike Hunt, Easley Bemused, and Gotsa Bowntapik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dogbreath Marauder, Mother O'Mucus, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Dogbreath Marauder, Chad Newson, Roadapple Shuffle, Tater Totter, Jim Goeas, and Firkin A. Bubbah to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Bote Foca, Gotsa Bowntapik, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Stinky McStickum, Mike Hunt, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Easley Bemused, Bote Foca, Shipley Shape, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Var Mint, and Ballbearing Mousetrap to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gopher Baroque, Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism, Studley Doowright, Jaun Abejay, Dogbreath Marauder, Firkin A. Bubbah, and Stone Dagin to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Dogbreath Marauder, Yankee Hardy, Stone Dagin, Gopher Baroque, Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism, and Hu Frung Pu to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shipley Shape, Var Mint, Bote Foca, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Easley Bemused, Ken Campora, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 01-04-2060 | Var Mint of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days. |
| 08-25-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Stinky McStickum, Shifty McFingers, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Var Mint, Ballbearing Mousetrap, and Gotsa Bowntapik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dude Doodley, Nanook, Jaun Abejay, John Laughlin, Roadapple Shuffle, Howdy Fakawee, and Vic Souders to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Obscene Dean, Nanook, John Laughlin, Howdy Fakawee, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Dude Doodley, and Roadapple Shuffle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shifty McFingers, Gotsa Bowntapik, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Bote Foca, Howie Drumsett, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 10-28-2057 | Var Mint of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
| 08-27-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Stinky McStickum, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Mudderly Love, Var Mint, Gotsa Bowntapik, and Wheelie Ferris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Haws, Walt DeFork, Aweema Wep, Howie Drumsett, Firkin A. Bubbah, Bureau O'Defecation, and Vic Souders to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Luck Bea Lyday, Aweema Wep, Byrone Kollar, Firkin A. Bubbah, Nanook, Walt DeFork, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Purple Hayes, Whizzer Downdere, Mudderly Love, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Bote Foca, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 01-01-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pox Ridden Harridan to the inactive roster. |
| 12-11-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Battered Spouse and Ted Haws to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hack Truax and Var Mint to the inactive roster. |
| 12-03-2056 | Var Mint of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days. |
| 08-28-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Shifty McFingers, Stinky McStickum, and Paul Brown to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wade N. DeWatta, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Bureau O'Defecation, Walt DeFork, Howie Drumsett, and Brad Ting to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett, Bill Lemoine, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Walt DeFork, Wade Milinichick, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, Shifty McFingers, Hostile Dogstyle, Gotsa Bowntapik, and Wheelie Ferris to the inactive roster. |
| 05-01-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint and Bote Foca to the active roster. |
| 01-03-2050 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Tom Poston, and Var Mint to the inactive roster. |
| 08-23-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Tom Rairden, Paul Brown, and Headley LaMar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Johnny Matheson and Forest Aginnis to the inactive roster. |
| 08-23-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Henry Svihus's name to Var Mint. |
Guard