| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2067) |
Potential |
C+ |
| Age |
41
|
Born |
10-12-2037 in Wilmington, NC |
| Drafted |
Round 5, Pick 75 (2060) |
Experience |
0 Years (4 Wks) |
| College |
Maryland College, 2060 |
Salary |
310 ($38.794M/2078 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
D+ |
Catching |
B |
Pass Cover |
D+ |
Kick Power |
D |
| Throw Acc |
C |
Pass Blocking |
C |
Run Cover |
B- |
Kick Acc |
D+ |
| Carrying |
C- |
Run Blocking |
B+ |
Tackling |
C |
Kick Return |
D+ |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
C |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
B- |
Stamina |
B |
Execution |
B+ |
Agility |
B+ |
| Strength |
B |
Health |
B- |
Aggressiveness |
B |
Hands |
B- |
| Jumping |
B- |
|
|
Attitude |
B+ |
Break Tackle |
B- |
| ROLES |
| QB |
C- |
C |
C |
DT |
C+ |
SS |
C |
K |
F |
GUN |
B- |
| WR |
B- |
G |
C+ |
DE |
C |
FS |
C |
P |
D- |
KR |
C |
| HB/TB |
C |
T |
C+ |
ILB |
C+ |
CB |
C |
LS |
D+ |
KRB |
B- |
| FB |
C+ |
TE |
B |
OLB |
C+ |
H |
C |
HT |
B |
KOS |
D- |
|
| This player has not accumulated any statistics within these parameters. |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 09-05-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Urine Adult-Now to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Gopher Baroque. |
| 09-05-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Easley Bemused, Bote Foca, Shipley Shape, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Var Mint, and Ballbearing Mousetrap to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gopher Baroque, Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism, Studley Doowright, Jaun Abejay, Dogbreath Marauder, Firkin A. Bubbah, and Stone Dagin to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Dogbreath Marauder, Yankee Hardy, Stone Dagin, Gopher Baroque, Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism, and Hu Frung Pu to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shipley Shape, Var Mint, Bote Foca, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Easley Bemused, Ken Campora, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed George Kish's name to Gopher Baroque. |
Tight End