| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2063 | Howie Drumsett has retired from football. |
| 09-19-2061 | The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Howie Drumsett. |
| 09-05-2061 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Bernie Neubert, Aaron Smith, James Rankin, Paul Piccolo, and Aldo Rodriguez to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Howie Drumsett, Fred Wells, and Louis Hodgins to the inactive roster. |
| 11-28-2060 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Howie Drumsett to the active roster. |
| 11-21-2060 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Bernie Neubert to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Howie Drumsett to the inactive roster. |
| 11-01-2060 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Howie Drumsett to the active roster. |
| 09-12-2060 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Santana Marshall, Bernie Neubert, Aaron Smith, and Ronald Kelsch to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ernie Stroth, Ron Fellows, Howie Drumsett, and Louis Hodgins to the inactive roster. |
| 11-30-2059 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ernie Stroth and Howie Drumsett to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Bernie Neubert to the inactive roster. |
| 11-30-2059 | The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Howie Drumsett from the waiver wire. |
| 09-08-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Howie Drumsett. |
| 08-25-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Obscene Dean to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jaun Abejay, Obscene Dean, Nanook, John Laughlin, Howdy Fakawee, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Dude Doodley, and Roadapple Shuffle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shifty McFingers, Gotsa Bowntapik, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Bote Foca, Howie Drumsett, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2058 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Firkin A. Bubbah and Howie Drumsett to the active roster. |
| 08-19-2058 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have removed Howie Drumsett from the trade block. |
| 08-27-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Howie Drumsett on the trade block. |
| 08-27-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Stinky McStickum, Cameltoe Grout-Snout, Mudderly Love, Var Mint, Gotsa Bowntapik, and Wheelie Ferris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Haws, Walt DeFork, Aweema Wep, Howie Drumsett, Firkin A. Bubbah, Bureau O'Defecation, and Vic Souders to the inactive roster. |
| 11-27-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nanook to the inactive roster. |
| 11-05-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wheelie Ferris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett to the inactive roster. |
| 10-02-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ken Campora and Wheelie Ferris to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Shifty McFingers, Stinky McStickum, and Paul Brown to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wade N. DeWatta, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Bureau O'Defecation, Walt DeFork, Howie Drumsett, and Brad Ting to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howie Drumsett, Bill Lemoine, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Walt DeFork, Wade Milinichick, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, Shifty McFingers, Hostile Dogstyle, Gotsa Bowntapik, and Wheelie Ferris to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2054 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Howie Drumstead's name to Howie Drumsett. |
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