Curly Lambeau Football League
10-13-2069
#94|Woodeye Harelip Defensive End
Retired (2062, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2062) Potential B+
Age 42 Born 05-07-2027 in Miami, FL
Drafted Round 2, Pick 32 (2048) Experience 14 Years (278 Wks)
College Rhode Island University, 2049 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking F  Run Cover B- Kick Acc D 
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D+ Tackling B  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina B- Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength A- Health C  Aggressiveness B  Hands C 
Jumping D+     Attitude C- Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR D+ G C- DE B  FS C- P F  KR D+
HB/TB C- T C  ILB B- CB C- LS D+ KRB C-
FB C- TE D  OLB B- H D  HT C- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2048 MEM 16 11 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2049 MEM 11 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2050 MEM 15 11 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2051 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2052 MEM 16 15 0 0 0 10.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2053 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 7.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2054 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2055 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 13.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2056 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2057 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 7.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2058 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2059 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 10.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2060 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2061 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
Total   218 197 0 0 0 93.0 0 0.0 5 5 0 0 -- 0 0 16

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2063Woodeye Harelip has retired from football.
08-28-2062The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mock Turtle Swoop, Christmas Carroll, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, and Betcher Bippy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Archibald Archambeau, Nawk Yublokov, Jamie Kazadi, and Howard Jonson-Iswright to the inactive roster.
08-28-2062The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Woodeye Harelip.
08-20-2062The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Jamie Kazadi, Ray Archambeau, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Cloyce Davis, Andre Ratliff, and Tony Guynes to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Betcher Bippy, Mock Turtle Swoop, Hot Chichowski, LaPetamaine Tollway, Woodeye Harelip, Olay Leo, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.
08-29-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Woodeye Harelip, Bote Foca, Mike Hunt, Easley Bemused, and Gotsa Bowntapik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dogbreath Marauder, Mother O'Mucus, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism to the inactive roster.
08-08-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bill Borden, Clifton Reese, Lou Kazadi, and Folderol Freferol to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Woodeye Harelip, Donkey McDyk, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.
09-05-2060The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tilly Goodman, Mock Turtle Swoop, Christmas Carroll, Larry Wade, and Woodeye Harelip to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grabber, Hardin Longshank, Brad Juju, and Silicone Vallery to the inactive roster.
08-09-2060The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Silicone Vallery, Brad Juju, Urine Adult-Now, and Doodah Schufitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mock Turtle Swoop, Woodeye Harelip, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.
11-09-2059Woodeye Harelip of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
08-25-2059The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Kickett N. Reno, Big Booty, Woodeye Harelip, and Donkey McDyk to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cutter Thomas, Folderol Freferol, Juneau Rithmatik, Tarren Feather, Hardin Longshank, and Blunderbuss Hammertoe to the inactive roster.
08-04-2059The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Juneau Rithmatik, Osaka Egg, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, San Joaquin Mescalero, and Hardin Longshank to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Big Booty, Donkey McDyk, Kickett N. Reno, Woodeye Harelip, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.
11-17-2058Woodeye Harelip of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
08-25-2058The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bo Knowles, Betcher Bippy, and Woodeye Harelip to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Folderol Freferol and Larry Wade to the inactive roster.
08-05-2058The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Sileo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Betcher Bippy and Woodeye Harelip to the inactive roster.
08-27-2057The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Woodeye Harelip and Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Flushing and Folderol Freferol to the inactive roster.
08-06-2057The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved LaPetamaine Tollway and Pest Specific to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Woodeye Harelip and Dallis Apuna to the inactive roster.
11-05-2056Woodeye Harelip of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
05-02-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Woodeye Harelip, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday, Cloister Flock, Billyclub Wang, Hap Instance, Hitchen Magiddyup, and Major Response to the inactive roster.
01-10-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bitz Bakone to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Woodeye Harelip to the inactive roster.
08-23-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flipper T. Gibbitt, Connie Stogie-Wagon, Twoof DeKay, and Woodeye Harelip to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bitz Bakone, Joe Mamba, Baron Frute, Billyclub Wang, Whizzer Downdere, Scott Reed, and Felon Flower to the inactive roster.
08-23-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dick Jacobs's name to Woodeye Harelip.