| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2069 | Mock Turtle Swoop has retired from football. |
| 09-09-2068 | The Chicago Dawgs have automatically waived Mock Turtle Swoop to comply with the 53-man roster limit. |
| 08-13-2068 | The Chicago Dawgs have moved J.D. Piller to the active roster. The Chicago Dawgs have moved Mock Turtle Swoop to the inactive roster. |
| 09-07-2065 | The Chicago Dawgs have moved Mock Turtle Swoop and Dave Holloway to the active roster. The Chicago Dawgs have moved Teddy Wolff, Bill Loucks, and Corey Alexander to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2065 | The Chicago Dawgs have moved George James, David Comer, Homer West, Robert Tuggle, Rich Ely, and Ray McCarren to the active roster. The Chicago Dawgs have moved Dave Holloway, Quintus Lusk, Sammy Page, Mock Turtle Swoop, Rosey Baker, Rob London, and Israel White to the inactive roster. |
| 09-08-2064 | Trade #98375 has been completed between the Memphis Mephitic Miasma and the Chicago Dawgs. The Chicago Dawgs receive Bull Dooky (DT), Mock Turtle Swoop (CB), Pest Specific (DE) from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma in exchange for Draft Pick - 2066 Round 2 (CHI). |
| 08-27-2063 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Easley Bemused, Doodah Schufitt, Luck Bea Lyday, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, and Mock Turtle Swoop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crockpot "Ooey Glooey" Oates, Harry Clay, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Pete Hunter, Pouter Taiksa-Powder, and Marc Helluin to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2063 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brucer, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Nawk Yublokov, Larry Wade, and Matt Finnie to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Doodah Schufitt, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, Folderol Freferol, Mock Turtle Swoop, Betcher Bippy, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2062 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mock Turtle Swoop, Christmas Carroll, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, and Betcher Bippy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Archibald Archambeau, Nawk Yublokov, Jamie Kazadi, and Howard Jonson-Iswright to the inactive roster. |
| 08-20-2062 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Jamie Kazadi, Ray Archambeau, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Cloyce Davis, Andre Ratliff, and Tony Guynes to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Betcher Bippy, Mock Turtle Swoop, Hot Chichowski, LaPetamaine Tollway, Woodeye Harelip, Olay Leo, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tilly Goodman, Mock Turtle Swoop, Christmas Carroll, Larry Wade, and Woodeye Harelip to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grabber, Hardin Longshank, Brad Juju, and Silicone Vallery to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Silicone Vallery, Brad Juju, Urine Adult-Now, and Doodah Schufitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mock Turtle Swoop, Woodeye Harelip, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2054 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Cliff Jenkins's name to Mock Turtle Swoop. |
| 08-10-2054 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cliff Jenkins and Tom Harrison to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Heavymetal Love-Ballard, Sultan Pepper, and Lowell Downe Yewcic-Puppi to the inactive roster. |
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