Curly Lambeau Football League
01-26-2070
#30|Major Response Cornerback
Retired (2053, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2053) Potential A 
Age 51 Born 09-26-2018 in Knoxville, TN
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2040) Experience 11 Years (222 Wks)
College Arkansas University, 2040 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching B- Pass Cover B  Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D 
Carrying C  Run Blocking D  Tackling B- Kick Return B-
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina B  Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength C- Health D  Aggressiveness C  Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude A  Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C- SS C  K F  GUN C+
WR C  G D  DE D+ FS C+ P F  KR C 
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB C- CB B- LS D- KRB C-
FB D+ TE C- OLB C  H D- HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2040 MEM 16 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 13 13.0 13 0 0
2041 MEM 16 9 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 0 0.0 0 0 0
2042 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 0 3 30 10.0 17 0 0
2043 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 0 5 141 28.2 59 1 0
2044 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 13 13.0 13 0 0
2045 MEM 15 8 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 2 5 44 8.8 19 0 0
2046 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 2 2 30 15.0 17 0 0
2047 MEM 11 11 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 1 4 93 23.2 72 1 0
2048 MEM 16 9 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 34 17.0 17 0 0
2049 MEM 16 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 41 20.5 26 0 0
2050 PIT 10 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2051 STL 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   165 109 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 37 10 27 439 16.3 72 2 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2054Major Response has retired from football.
09-01-2052The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Major Response.
12-25-2051The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Major Response from the waiver wire.
12-18-2051The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Andy Zapruder to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Gary Waldemore to the inactive roster.
12-18-2051The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Major Response.
12-18-2051The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Gary Waldemore, Claude Williams, Jeff Rowland, and Joe Kuziel to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Major Response, Ed Poteat, Reggie Davis, and Aaron Wilson to the inactive roster.
12-10-2051The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Frank Mackie and Major Response to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Jeff Rowland to the inactive roster.
12-10-2051The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Major Response from the waiver wire.
09-03-2051The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Major Response.
09-19-2050The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Major Response to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Lawrence Porter to the inactive roster.
09-19-2050The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Major Response from the waiver wire.
09-11-2050The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Major Response.
09-11-2050The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Major Response from the waiver wire.
08-29-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Major Response.
05-01-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bigfoot Dumperthumper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Falcon Idjit, Major Response, Eddie Mehalick, Nacho Bieniemy, and Pine Box to the inactive roster.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday, Cloister Flock, Disco Purdy, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grunter Grohn, Donkey McDyk, Scott Now, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster.
05-02-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Woodeye Harelip, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday, Cloister Flock, Billyclub Wang, Hap Instance, Hitchen Magiddyup, and Major Response to the inactive roster.
01-05-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, King Faraday, Johnny Matheson, Kris P. Kritter, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vickey Harvin, Ted Gildea, Ronnie Bouchard, Paul Brown, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster.
11-24-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vickey Harvin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Response to the inactive roster.
08-25-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unilateral Fishstick, I. Schitchunott, Jack Smit, Whistledeek, Bitz Bakone, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tickler Tuggnutt, Joe Mamba, Pinkley Taurus, and Private Partay to the inactive roster.
08-11-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jodie Farquhardt, George Thibodeaux, Derek Smith, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, Jeff Rowland, and Joe Mamba to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Response, I. Schitchunott, Bitz Bakone, Unilateral Fishstick, Kris P. Kritter, and Jack Smit to the inactive roster.
09-10-2045Major Response of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
01-10-2044Major Response of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
08-06-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Ben Costello's name to Major Response.
08-06-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ben Costello to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Paulie Morfik to the inactive roster.