| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2056) |
Potential |
B |
| Age |
48
|
Born |
08-07-2021 in Rochester, MN |
| Drafted |
Round 2, Pick 30 (2043) |
Experience |
11 Years (234 Wks) |
| College |
State College of Oregon, 2043 |
Salary |
845 ($56.324M/2069 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
F |
Catching |
B+ |
Pass Cover |
B |
Kick Power |
C |
| Throw Acc |
D |
Pass Blocking |
F |
Run Cover |
D |
Kick Acc |
F |
| Carrying |
C |
Run Blocking |
D |
Tackling |
B |
Kick Return |
D- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
B |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C |
Stamina |
C- |
Execution |
C |
Agility |
B |
| Strength |
C+ |
Health |
D+ |
Aggressiveness |
C |
Hands |
C- |
| Jumping |
C- |
|
|
Attitude |
C+ |
Break Tackle |
D+ |
| ROLES |
| QB |
D |
C |
D |
DT |
C |
SS |
C |
K |
D- |
GUN |
B- |
| WR |
C |
G |
D+ |
DE |
C |
FS |
C+ |
P |
D- |
KR |
C- |
| HB/TB |
C- |
T |
C- |
ILB |
C |
CB |
B- |
LS |
D- |
KRB |
C- |
| FB |
C- |
TE |
C- |
OLB |
C+ |
H |
D- |
HT |
C+ |
KOS |
F |
|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
TKL |
SOLO |
AST |
SACK |
SAF |
STF |
DEF |
BRK |
INT |
INTY |
AVG |
LNG |
TD |
FF |
| 2043 |
MEM |
15 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2044 |
MEM |
16 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2045 |
MEM |
16 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
14 |
4.7 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
| 2046 |
MEM |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
3 |
3.0 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 2047 |
MEM |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2048 |
MEM |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
2.0 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 2049 |
MEM |
15 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
5 |
1 |
4 |
77 |
19.2 |
57 |
1 |
0 |
| 2050 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
18 |
6.0 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
| 2051 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2052 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
17 |
4.2 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
| 2053 |
MEM |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
4 |
0 |
4 |
25 |
6.2 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
| Total |
|
174 |
79 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
31 |
10 |
21 |
158 |
7.5 |
57 |
1 |
0 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2057 | Unilateral Fishstick has retired from football. |
| 08-31-2054 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Unilateral Fishstick. |
| 11-07-2049 | Unilateral Fishstick of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days. |
| 08-25-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unilateral Fishstick, I. Schitchunott, Jack Smit, Whistledeek, Bitz Bakone, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tickler Tuggnutt, Joe Mamba, Pinkley Taurus, and Private Partay to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jodie Farquhardt, George Thibodeaux, Derek Smith, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, Jeff Rowland, and Joe Mamba to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Response, I. Schitchunott, Bitz Bakone, Unilateral Fishstick, Kris P. Kritter, and Jack Smit to the inactive roster. |
| 10-14-2046 | Unilateral Fishstick of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
| 10-15-2045 | Unilateral Fishstick of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days. |
| 11-15-2043 | Unilateral Fishstick of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days. |
| 08-30-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Unilateral Fishstick's name to Unilateral Fishstick. |
| 08-30-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Sid Hix's name to Unilateral Fishstick. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sid Hix, Derek Elliot, M.T. Pockets, and Barb Arian to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Paulie Morfik, Myles Prower, Don Juan Adudat, and Unob Taintium to the inactive roster. |
Cornerback