Curly Lambeau Football League
12-09-2075
#12|Kris P. Kritter Quarterback
Retired (2049, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2049) Potential B+
Age 61 Born 03-06-2014 in Stockton, CA
Drafted Round 3, Pick 42 (2036) Experience 13 Years (241 Wks)
College Wisconsin University, 2036 Salary 845 ($85.719M/2075 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B+ Catching C  Pass Cover F  Kick Power F 
Throw Acc A  Pass Blocking F  Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D-
Carrying B- Run Blocking D- Tackling D  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina C+ Execution A- Agility C 
Strength C- Health D- Aggressiveness D- Hands A-
Jumping C      Attitude B  Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB B+ C C- DT D+ SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR C- G D  DE D  FS D+ P D  KR C-
HB/TB C  T D+ ILB D+ CB D+ LS C  KRB C-
FB D+ TE D+ OLB D+ H B+ HT B  KOS D-
Notes: exe=B+;TP=A-;TA=B+@2;agl=B-;H=A+;C=B+;2036 TP=A@5;2036 c=A-@1;2038 agl=B@1;2038. ta=A-@6;2038 TP=A+@1;2039 TA=A@9;2039 EXE=A-@2;2040 TA=A+@3;2042 Exe=A@3;2042
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2036 MEM 16 15 341 186 54.5 48 14 29.2 1 0 0.0 21.3 2523 7.4 157.7 10 16 11 101 29.6 76.9
2037 MEM 16 16 364 179 49.2 54 15 27.8 6 0 0.0 22.8 2402 6.6 150.1 12 20 11 108 29.7 66.9
2038 MEM 16 16 374 213 57.0 50 20 40.0 3 0 0.0 23.4 3315 8.9 207.2 13 16 14 151 40.4 84.5
2039 MEM 16 16 326 190 58.3 58 23 39.7 1 0 0.0 20.4 2813 8.6 175.8 7 18 12 121 37.1 89.9
2040 MEM 16 16 267 168 62.9 38 12 31.6 1 0 0.0 16.7 2095 7.8 130.9 9 12 12 92 34.5 88.1
2041 MEM 16 16 259 158 61.0 45 16 35.6 1 0 0.0 16.2 2310 8.9 144.4 7 9 10 97 37.5 91.7
2042 MEM 14 14 181 110 60.8 23 5 21.7 3 2 66.7 12.9 1441 8.0 102.9 6 11 5 55 30.4 81.3
2043 MEM 16 16 235 150 63.8 31 12 38.7 3 1 33.3 14.7 1968 8.4 123.0 5 10 11 78 33.2 96.9
2044 MEM 16 16 236 159 67.4 33 15 45.5 1 0 0.0 14.8 2344 9.9 146.5 4 6 16 100 42.4 115.1
2045 MEM 16 16 260 155 59.6 47 25 53.2 6 1 16.7 16.2 2101 8.1 131.3 9 7 9 85 32.7 82.5
2046 MEM 16 15 247 146 59.1 34 12 35.3 1 0 0.0 15.4 1532 6.2 95.8 7 11 1 64 25.9 66.7
2047 MEM 9 9 145 96 66.2 16 6 37.5 2 1 50.0 16.1 1193 8.2 132.6 4 5 3 52 35.9 86.9
2048 MEM 7 4 96 55 57.3 15 5 33.3 2 0 0.0 13.7 642 6.7 91.7 4 3 0 33 34.4 60.3
Total   190 185 3331 1965 59.0 492 180 36.6 31 5 16.1 17.5 26679 8.0 140.4 97 144 115 1137 34.1 84.0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2050Kris P. Kritter has retired from football.
01-16-2050The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Kris P. Kritter to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
01-10-2050The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Kris P. Kritter from the waiver wire.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Kris P. Kritter.
05-02-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Drawers Adroup, and Disco Purdy to the inactive roster.
01-10-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Cloister Flock, Kris P. Kritter, Billyclub Wang, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster.
10-25-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Scott Reed, Felon Flower, Whizzer Downdere, Truth DeKay, and Udders Tremble to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Billyclub Wang, Sims Simonini, Kris P. Kritter, Nacho Bieniemy, and Bitz Bakone to the inactive roster.
01-05-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, King Faraday, Johnny Matheson, Kris P. Kritter, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vickey Harvin, Ted Gildea, Ronnie Bouchard, Paul Brown, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster.
11-03-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Mamba, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Johnny Matheson, Jack Smit, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster.
08-25-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Lulu Wang, Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, Kris P. Kritter, and Drawers Adroup to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rufus Mallouf, Ethan Brown, Barney Ruble, Smelz DeRatt, Whizzer Downdere, and Harrummphf to the inactive roster.
08-11-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jodie Farquhardt, George Thibodeaux, Derek Smith, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, Jeff Rowland, and Joe Mamba to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Response, I. Schitchunott, Bitz Bakone, Unilateral Fishstick, Kris P. Kritter, and Jack Smit to the inactive roster.
08-26-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Biggeran Schmidt, Urassus Dragon, Kris P. Kritter, Shabop Shabop, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Ethan Brown, Sedan Parks, Super Puper Cooper, Eye Gawd Pea, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the inactive roster.
08-12-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sultan Pepper, Devone Livingston, Felon Flower, James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Tickler Tuggnutt, Grunter Grohn, and Jim Gillingham to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Myles Prower, Kris P. Kritter, Jack Smit, Smitty Klingler, Passing Lane, Assassin Baldassin, Urassus Dragon, and Dorgan Swells to the inactive roster.
08-20-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Larry Parks, and Steven Nichols to the inactive roster.
08-20-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Larry Parks, Gary Mitchell, Steven Nichols, and Jeroy Williams to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.
08-29-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster.
08-08-2044The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd and Lyons N. Winters to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Robert Klasnic, Assassin Baldassin, Mike Bergold, Monsanto Adams, Willie Smith, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, Hizzenher Suit, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.
09-22-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter and M.T. Pockets to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane and Don Juan Adudat to the inactive roster.
09-08-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter to the inactive roster.
09-07-2042Kris P. Kritter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder joint injury and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days.
08-25-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, and Skippy Dampner to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Hi Yowarski, Randy Youngspud, and Ed Case to the inactive roster.
08-04-2042The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Hurley, Ed Case, Randy Youngspud, M.T. Pockets, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Don Juan Adudat, and Kris P. Kritter to the inactive roster.
08-26-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Ivan Ardon, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, Gom Jabar, and Pine Box to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, Randy Youngspud, Dinty Green, Pietre Buffini, Mighty Hurley, Hizzenher Suit, Ed Case, and Lotta Ladd to the inactive roster.
04-28-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Randy Youngspud, and Joe Ladd to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, and Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster.
10-28-2040Kris P. Kritter of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
08-27-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Waskly Wabbitt, Downfield Desperado, Bloody Cheek, Kris P. Kritter, Morrell Higene, Skippy Dampner, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, L. Rancho Rauncho, Dinty Green, Pasta Puscuits, Elmo Matta, Oar Ellis, Passing Lane, and Fuzzy Lojik to the inactive roster.
04-29-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, L. Rancho Rauncho, Passmore U. Affiliate, Hi Yowarski, Whistledeek, Hizzenher Suit, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Kris P. Kritter, Bloody Cheek, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, and Morrell Higene to the inactive roster.
08-11-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Allen, Tony Austin, Gary Bradley, Kris P. Kritter, and Craig Morrall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, and Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
08-10-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Chris P. Kritter's name to Kris P. Kritter.
08-10-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Chris Thomas's name to Chris P. Kritter.