| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2043 | Pop Tart has retired from football. |
| 08-04-2042 | The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Pop Tart. |
| 12-30-2041 | The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Pop Tart to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Emmett Kroll to the inactive roster. |
| 12-30-2041 | The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Pop Tart from the waiver wire. |
| 09-09-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Pop Tart. |
| 09-09-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Pop Tart from the waiver wire. |
| 09-09-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Pop Tart. |
| 09-09-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Pop Tart from the waiver wire. |
| 09-09-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Pop Tart. |
| 09-08-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Pop Tart from the waiver wire. |
| 09-08-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Pop Tart to comply with the 53-man roster limit. |
| 09-01-2041 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Half Pint to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Pop Tart to the inactive roster. |
| 09-03-2040 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have changed Jarrod Cheek's name to Pop Tart. |
| 09-03-2040 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have reverted Bloody Cheek's name to Jarrod Cheek. |
| 09-03-2040 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Bloody Cheek to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Muff TuTuff to the inactive roster. |
| 09-03-2040 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Bloody Cheek from the waiver wire. |
| 08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bloody Cheek. |
| 08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium, Orlando Bysee, Hal Deep, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, and Peter Paulie Morfik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Kondria, M.T. Pockets, Spot O'Bother, Evan Choo Lee, and Bloody Cheek to the inactive roster. |
| 08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Waskly Wabbitt, Downfield Desperado, Bloody Cheek, Kris P. Kritter, Morrell Higene, Skippy Dampner, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, L. Rancho Rauncho, Dinty Green, Pasta Puscuits, Elmo Matta, Oar Ellis, Passing Lane, and Fuzzy Lojik to the inactive roster. |
| 04-29-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, L. Rancho Rauncho, Passmore U. Affiliate, Hi Yowarski, Whistledeek, Hizzenher Suit, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Kris P. Kritter, Bloody Cheek, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, and Morrell Higene to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2039 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Skippy Dampner, Gom Jabar, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Passmore U. Affiliate, John Ellis, Adolph Lane, Urassus Dragon, Dinty Green, Hizzenher Suit, and Mickey Root to the inactive roster. |
| 05-01-2039 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap, Norris Farragut, Passmore U. Affiliate, Tomahawk Tampoon, Thunder Thighs, and John Ellis to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Morrell Higene, Kix Arthor Perntz, Gom Jabar, and Don Juan Adudat to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Gom Jabar, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Holden Daly, Passmore U. Affiliate, Bob Sapple, Grant Persimmon, Dinty Green, Hines Johnson, and Elmo Matta to the inactive roster. |
| 12-21-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bloody Cheek to the inactive roster. |
| 12-20-2037 | Bloody Cheek of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 20 days. |
| 08-31-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster. |
| 08-31-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon, Zyklon Bee, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, and Jellyroll Gumdrop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Urassus Dragon, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Heidi Laufenstock, Brad Sine, and Hizzenher Suit to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Allen, Tony Austin, Gary Bradley, Kris P. Kritter, and Craig Morrall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, and Elixir Tows to the inactive roster. |
| 09-09-2035 | Bloody Cheek of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
| 08-28-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bloody Cheek, Spody Oatie, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Louis Cannon, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, Skinny Whiteboy, and Whalin' Hawkins to the inactive roster. |
| 05-01-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Kenny Cowabunga, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Cho Bidnez, Bloody Cheek, Deron Hanes, Neville Guano-Dudat, Onehand Laughing, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster. |
| 12-26-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bloody Cheek and Don Juan Adudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earnest Marshall and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster. |
| 11-15-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Central Stark and Bloody Cheek to the inactive roster. |
| 11-14-2032 | Bloody Cheek of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 47 days. |
| 10-17-2032 | Bloody Cheek of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
| 08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Owen Bailey, Preston Nales, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Brock Kolley, Morrell Higene, Don B Fuelish, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
| 12-16-2029 | Bloody Cheek of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days. |
| 09-06-2027 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Abel Semen, Deron Howe, Bloody Cheek, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiel Schamel, Jack Clark, Morrell Highground, Easley Philpot, and Brock Kolley to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2027 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jarrod Cheek's name to Bloody Cheek. |
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