Curly Lambeau Football League
08-17-2070
#88|Sturgeon Tessmacher Wide Receiver
Retired (2045, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2045) Potential C+
Age 57 Born 01-02-2013 in Eastover, SC
Drafted Round 7, Pick 106 (2036) Experience 5 Years (82 Wks)
College South Utah University, 2036 Salary 620 ($44.322M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching B  Pass Cover C  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc F  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D-
Carrying C+ Run Blocking C  Tackling D- Kick Return C+
        Pursuit C-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B  Stamina C  Execution C  Agility B-
Strength C- Health D+ Aggressiveness C- Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT D+ SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR B- G D+ DE D+ FS C- P D- KR C 
HB/TB C  T D+ ILB D+ CB C  LS D- KRB C 
FB C- TE C  OLB D+ H D+ HT B- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2036 MEM 3 0 18 5 27.8 33 6.6 16 21 4.2 0 11.0 2 11.1 1
2038 CLE 1 0 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 -- 0
2040 TEN 3 0 24 9 37.5 80 8.9 16 23 2.6 0 26.7 5 20.8 1
2043 TEN 3 0 6 4 66.7 12 3.0 6 6 1.5 0 4.0 0 0.0 0
2044 TEN 3 0 3 2 66.7 4 2.0 4 -2 -1.0 0 1.3 0 0.0 0
Total   13 0 51 20 39.2 129 6.4 16 48 2.4 0 9.9 7 13.7 2

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2046Sturgeon Tessmacher has retired from football.
12-18-2044The Tennessee Predators have waived Sturgeon Tessmacher.
11-14-2044The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Hi Quirk to the inactive roster.
11-07-2044The Tennessee Predators have moved Larry McGinnis to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the inactive roster.
11-30-2043The Tennessee Predators have moved Mike Murski, Sturgeon Tessmacher, and Zeke Clark to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Bill Baker, Reggie Davis, and Ben Shelling to the inactive roster.
11-22-2043The Tennessee Predators have moved Larry McGinnis, Reggie Davis, and Ben Shelling to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Mike Murski, Sturgeon Tessmacher, and Zeke Clark to the inactive roster.
11-16-2043The Tennessee Predators have moved Zeke Clark, Mike Murski, Sturgeon Tessmacher, and Ed Hayman to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved David Wolfley, Reggie Davis, Ben Shelling, and Ben McDaniel to the inactive roster.
11-02-2043The Tennessee Predators have moved Ben McDaniel to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the inactive roster.
09-01-2042The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher and Marvin Orns to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Rod Oliver, Roy Hanibal, and Ben McDaniel to the inactive roster.
08-10-2042The Tennessee Predators have automatically moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the inactive roster.
09-02-2041The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved David Tinker to the inactive roster.
11-19-2040The Tennessee Predators have moved John Arthur to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the inactive roster.
11-05-2040The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved John Arthur to the inactive roster.
10-22-2040The Tennessee Predators have moved Hi Quirk to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the inactive roster.
08-13-2040The Tennessee Predators have moved Sturgeon Tessmacher to the active roster. The Tennessee Predators have moved Carl Harvey to the inactive roster.
08-22-2038Trade #94141 has been completed between the Cleveland Ironmen and the Tennessee Predators. The Tennessee Predators receive Sturgeon Tessmacher (WR), Zazu Pitts (RB), Roy Hanibal (G) from the Cleveland Ironmen in exchange for J.T. Smith (RB).
08-16-2038The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Heidi Laufenstock's name to Sturgeon Tessmacher.
08-09-2038The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Honkey Dory, Norm Tkaczuk, Vince Promuto, Roy Acuff, Fred Tucker, Sam Brunelli, Tim Doehring, Ed Howard, Jeff Perkins, Dick Harris, Billy Ringsby, Bob Wilson, Ben Turpin, Dan Gable, Heidi Laufenstock, Zazu Pitts, Gordie Borden, Allen Funt, Billy Joe Royal, Quintin Walker, Harleigh Davidson, Red Brackett, Brian Tuten, Jim Perry, Mark Kugler, Skeets Quinlan, Nelson Reese, and Tom Flores to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Terry Hanratty, Tony Joe Boddie, Warren Capone, Archie Griffin, Archie Strunk, Dale Parker, Bob Long, Rob Belair, Moon Mullins, Willie Davis, Joe Carollo, Doug France, Fred Biletnikoff, Booker Shelby, Lane Nelson, Bob Heinz, Ron Ward, Nemiah Wilson, Reggie Corner, Duncan Hines, Dick Cheek, John Husband, Henry Jordan, Joe Bellino, Cecil Isbell, Jack Pardee, Bruce McLaren, and John Henry Johnson to the inactive roster.
05-02-2038The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Heidi Laufenstock from the waiver wire.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Heidi Laufenstock.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon, Zyklon Bee, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, and Jellyroll Gumdrop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Urassus Dragon, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Heidi Laufenstock, Brad Sine, and Hizzenher Suit to the inactive roster.
08-11-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga and Heidi Laufenstock to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee to the inactive roster.
08-11-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jim Laufenberg's name to Heidi Laufenstock.