Curly Lambeau Football League
08-27-2068
#82|Chow Line Wide Receiver
Retired (2041, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2041) Potential D-
Age 60 Born 02-24-2008 in Fairmont, MN
Drafted Round 5, Pick 76 (2031) Experience 4 Years (71 Wks)
College Oklahoma University, 2031 Salary 620 ($38.532M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching Pass Cover D+ Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover D- Kick Acc
Carrying D+ Run Blocking D+ Tackling D+ Kick Return
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C- Execution B- Agility A-
Strength Health Aggressiveness Hands D+
Jumping B-     Attitude A- Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C DT D+ SS C- K GUN C+
WR B- G D+ DE D+ FS C- P KR
HB/TB T D+ ILB D+ CB LS KRB C-
FB D+ TE OLB D+ H HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2031 MEM 4 3 15 7 46.7 119 17.0 28 16 2.3 0 29.8 5 33.3 1
2032 MEM 4 4 12 7 58.3 90 12.9 27 36 5.1 1 22.5 4 33.3 1
2033 MEM 3 0 24 13 54.2 237 18.2 42 57 4.4 1 79.0 11 45.8 2
2034 MEM 4 3 13 4 30.8 31 7.8 17 13 3.2 0 7.8 2 15.4 0
2035 MEM 4 0 22 7 31.8 117 16.7 47 43 6.1 0 29.2 4 18.2 1
2037 MEM 3 3 29 16 55.2 243 15.2 39 118 7.4 0 81.0 9 31.0 0
Total   22 13 115 54 47.0 837 15.5 47 283 5.2 2 38.0 35 30.4 5

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2042Chow Line has retired from football.
08-09-2038The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Chow Line.
05-02-2038The Providence Punch-Drunk have changed Skinny Whiteboy's name to Chow Line.
05-02-2038The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Skinny Whiteboy from the waiver wire.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Skinny Whiteboy.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
12-10-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster.
12-18-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Skinny Whiteboy, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
12-04-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie and Sean Boudreaux to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia and Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster.
11-06-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
09-04-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bloody Cheek, Spody Oatie, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Louis Cannon, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, Skinny Whiteboy, and Whalin' Hawkins to the inactive roster.
11-15-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Central Stark and Bloody Cheek to the inactive roster.
10-17-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Central Stark to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster.
10-17-2032Skinny Whiteboy of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 29 days.
08-29-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skinny Whiteboy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Orlando Bysee to the inactive roster.
08-29-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Cho Bidnez, Harrow d'Dogg, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Ruehl O'Thumb, and Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster.
08-10-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jim McCloughan's name to Skinny Whiteboy.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jim McCloughan, Max Hubbell, Luther Ray, Jabar Bleier, and Nelson Dees to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Brock Kolley, Greedy Horlecher, and Onehand Laughing to the inactive roster.