| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2041) |
Potential |
A |
| Age |
62
|
Born |
01-17-2017 in San Francisco, CA |
| Drafted |
Undrafted
(2039) |
Experience |
0 Years (3 Wks) |
| College |
North Dakota University, 2039 |
Salary |
310 ($41.607M/2079 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
B+ |
Catching |
D |
Pass Cover |
D |
Kick Power |
D |
| Throw Acc |
B- |
Pass Blocking |
D |
Run Cover |
D |
Kick Acc |
C- |
| Carrying |
C- |
Run Blocking |
D+ |
Tackling |
C- |
Kick Return |
D- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
D- |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C+ |
Stamina |
B- |
Execution |
A+ |
Agility |
C+ |
| Strength |
D |
Health |
B+ |
Aggressiveness |
C |
Hands |
B |
| Jumping |
B- |
|
|
Attitude |
C+ |
Break Tackle |
C |
| ROLES |
| QB |
B- |
C |
D+ |
DT |
D+ |
SS |
D+ |
K |
F |
GUN |
C- |
| WR |
C- |
G |
D |
DE |
D |
FS |
D+ |
P |
D |
KR |
C- |
| HB/TB |
C- |
T |
D |
ILB |
D+ |
CB |
C- |
LS |
D+ |
KRB |
C- |
| FB |
D+ |
TE |
D+ |
OLB |
D+ |
H |
B |
HT |
C+ |
KOS |
D- |
|
| This player has not accumulated any statistics within these parameters. |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pasta Puscuits. |
| 08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Waskly Wabbitt, Downfield Desperado, Bloody Cheek, Kris P. Kritter, Morrell Higene, Skippy Dampner, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, L. Rancho Rauncho, Dinty Green, Pasta Puscuits, Elmo Matta, Oar Ellis, Passing Lane, and Fuzzy Lojik to the inactive roster. |
| 08-12-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Joe Heitmann's name to Pasta Puscuits. |
| 08-06-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Heitmann to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passmore U. Affiliate to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Joe Heitmann from the waiver wire. |
Quarterback