| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
C+
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2031) |
Potential |
B |
| Age |
68
|
Born |
08-27-2000 in Chicago, IL |
| Drafted |
Undrafted
(2022) |
Experience |
8 Years (155 Wks) |
| College |
Merrimack University, 2022 |
Salary |
745 ($49.658M/2069 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
F |
Catching |
C |
Pass Cover |
C |
Kick Power |
C- |
| Throw Acc |
C |
Pass Blocking |
C+ |
Run Cover |
D+ |
Kick Acc |
D+ |
| Carrying |
B |
Run Blocking |
B |
Tackling |
B- |
Kick Return |
D+ |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
D |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
B- |
Stamina |
B+ |
Execution |
B |
Agility |
B- |
| Strength |
B- |
Health |
C+ |
Aggressiveness |
C |
Hands |
B- |
| Jumping |
C |
|
|
Attitude |
A- |
Break Tackle |
C |
| ROLES |
| QB |
C- |
C |
C |
DT |
C |
SS |
C |
K |
F |
GUN |
C+ |
| WR |
C |
G |
C+ |
DE |
C |
FS |
C |
P |
D- |
KR |
C |
| HB/TB |
C+ |
T |
C+ |
ILB |
C |
CB |
C |
LS |
D+ |
KRB |
C+ |
| FB |
B- |
TE |
C+ |
OLB |
C+ |
H |
C- |
HT |
C+ |
KOS |
D- |
|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
ATT |
ATT/G |
YDS |
AVG |
YDS/G |
STUF |
SYDS |
FUM |
LOST |
TD |
1ST |
1ST% |
LNG |
| 2022 |
MEM |
3 |
0 |
16 |
5.3 |
42 |
2.6 |
14.0 |
1 |
-2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
12.5 |
10 |
| 2023 |
MEM |
4 |
0 |
5 |
1.2 |
11 |
2.2 |
2.8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
20.0 |
8 |
| 2024 |
MEM |
4 |
2 |
15 |
3.8 |
49 |
3.3 |
12.2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
20.0 |
8 |
| 2025 |
MEM |
4 |
2 |
34 |
8.5 |
177 |
5.2 |
44.2 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
10 |
29.4 |
24 |
| 2026 |
MEM |
4 |
4 |
26 |
6.5 |
89 |
3.4 |
22.2 |
3 |
-5 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
7.7 |
11 |
| 2028 |
MEM |
4 |
0 |
28 |
7.0 |
110 |
3.9 |
27.5 |
3 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
3.6 |
12 |
| 2029 |
MEM |
1 |
0 |
4 |
4.0 |
20 |
5.0 |
20.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
25.0 |
10 |
| Total |
|
24 |
8 |
128 |
5.3 |
498 |
3.9 |
20.8 |
7 |
-12 |
2 |
1 |
8 |
20 |
15.6 |
24 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2032 | Vroom Broom has retired from football. |
| 08-05-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Vroom Broom. |
| 08-27-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2027 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Abel Semen, Deron Howe, Bloody Cheek, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiel Schamel, Jack Clark, Morrell Highground, Easley Philpot, and Brock Kolley to the inactive roster. |
| 12-21-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vaughn Domnanovich to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vroom Broom to the inactive roster. |
| 12-21-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vaughn Domnanovich to the inactive roster. |
| 11-23-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Vroom Broom to the inactive roster. |
| 11-22-2026 | Vroom Broom of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a severe concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 28 days. |
| 09-13-2026 | Vroom Broom of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days. |
| 12-24-2023 | Vroom Broom of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days. |
| 08-21-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dave Van Duyne's name to Vroom Broom. |
| 08-15-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Dave Van Duyne from the waiver wire. |
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