Curly Lambeau Football League
01-26-2070
#38|Torkin Dworkin Safety
Retired (2037, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2037) Potential
Age 66 Born 12-14-2003 in Cleveland, OH
Drafted Round 4, Pick 55 (2025) Experience 6 Years (125 Wks)
College Delaware University, 2026 Salary 620 ($41.326M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching D+ Pass Cover B- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking Run Cover C+ Kick Acc
Carrying D- Run Blocking D- Tackling Kick Return C+
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina D- Execution Agility C+
Strength Health C- Aggressiveness D- Hands C+
Jumping C+     Attitude B- Break Tackle
ROLES
QB C DT SS B- K GUN
WR D+ G DE FS B- P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB CB C+ LS KRB D+
FB D+ TE OLB C+ H D+ HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2028 MEM 10 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2029 MEM 3 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 4 4.0 4 0 0
2030 MEM 13 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2031 MEM 14 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2032 MEM 13 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 6 6.0 6 0 0
2033 MEM 14 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   67 11 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 10 5.0 6 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2038Torkin Dworkin has retired from football.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Torkin Dworkin.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Hap Peacock, Harrow d'Dogg, and Torkin Dworkin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crash Brannigan, Ruehl O'Thumb, SlobberKnocker Riggs, and Orlando Bysee to the inactive roster.
08-14-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Torkin Dworkin to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Bienemann, Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Torkin Dworkin, and Roy Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Backfield Spectre, Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-31-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Morrell Highground, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Undercoat, Torkin Dworkin, Passion Pinkston, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Joaquin Hollas, Torkin Dworkin, and Bill Campbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Morrell Highground, Gud Ancer, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Joe Jones's name to Torkin Dworkin.
09-01-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Joe Jones from the waiver wire.
08-11-2025The Phoenix Solars have waived Joe Jones.