| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2065 | Pox Ridden Harridan has retired from football. |
| 09-03-2063 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Pox Ridden Harridan. |
| 08-07-2062 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Pox Ridden Harridan from the waiver wire. |
| 09-12-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pox Ridden Harridan. |
| 08-29-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint, Woodeye Harelip, Bote Foca, Mike Hunt, Easley Bemused, and Gotsa Bowntapik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dogbreath Marauder, Mother O'Mucus, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Gnarley Gnu Gnosticism to the inactive roster. |
| 10-01-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Pox Ridden Harridan on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season. |
| 09-30-2057 | Pox Ridden Harridan of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a complete ACL tear and is expected to be out for the rest of the season. |
| 08-06-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Luck Bea Lyday, Aweema Wep, Byrone Kollar, Firkin A. Bubbah, Nanook, Walt DeFork, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Purple Hayes, Whizzer Downdere, Mudderly Love, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Bote Foca, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 01-01-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Var Mint to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pox Ridden Harridan to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Whizzer Downdere, Stinky McStickum, and Pox Ridden Harridan to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Stinkle Hinkle Little-Starr, Dick Justis, Goalline Prancer, Walt DeFork, and Mike Smith to the inactive roster. |
| 01-26-2054 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pox Ridden Harridan to the inactive roster. |
| 12-01-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pox Ridden Harridan to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle to the inactive roster. |
| 09-01-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Sultan Pepper, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Hostile Dogstyle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dewey Sacco, Walt DeFork, Pox Ridden Harridan, Brad Ting, and Byron Kollar to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved George Dusek, Bob Williams, Joe Norton, Pox Ridden Harridan, Brad Ting, Ballbearing Mousetrap, and Dewey Sacco to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Super Puper Cooper, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Rickey Kochel's name to Pox Ridden Harridan. |
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