Curly Lambeau Football League
08-12-2069
#42|Adulterated Wimp Running Back
Retired (2033, Age 30)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (09-27-2068) Potential B 
Age at Death 64 Born 10-30-2003 in Hartford, CT
Drafted Round 6, Pick 96 (2026) Experience 0 Years (19 Wks)
College Illinois University Urbana, 2026 Salary 310 ($20.663M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching C- Pass Cover C- Kick Power C+
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover D  Kick Acc D+
Carrying B- Run Blocking D+ Tackling D+ Kick Return D 
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B  Stamina C- Execution C  Agility B-
Strength C+ Health C- Aggressiveness B+ Hands A-
Jumping B-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle B+
ROLES
QB C- C C- DT C- SS C- K D- GUN C 
WR C  G D+ DE D+ FS C- P D+ KR C 
HB/TB B- T C- ILB C- CB C  LS D+ KRB C 
FB C+ TE C- OLB C- H C+ HT C+ KOS D 
Year Team G GS ATT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G STUF SYDS FUM LOST TD 1ST 1ST% LNG
2026 MEM 3 0 12 4.0 38 3.2 12.7 0 0 0 0 1 3 25.0 7
2028 MEM 3 0 4 1.3 7 1.8 2.3 0 0 0 0 0 1 25.0 6
2029 SD 4 1 41 10.2 172 4.2 43.0 1 -2 3 2 0 3 7.3 30
2030 PRO 1 0 2 2.0 -8 -4.0 -8.0 2 -8 0 0 0 0 0.0 0
2031 SD 3 1 21 7.0 94 4.5 31.3 0 0 0 0 1 3 14.3 35
Total   14 2 80 5.7 303 3.8 21.6 3 -10 3 2 2 10 12.5 35

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
08-22-2033The Chicago Dawgs have moved B Ja to the inactive roster.
08-22-2033The Chicago Dawgs have waived Adulterated Wimp.
08-15-2033The Chicago Dawgs have moved Mack Nuggets to the active roster. The Chicago Dawgs have moved Adulterated Wimp to the inactive roster.
08-15-2033The Chicago Dawgs have acquired Adulterated Wimp from the waiver wire.
05-02-2032The San Diego Falcons have moved Steve Hipps to the active roster. The San Diego Falcons have moved Walter Danziger, Corn Flake, and Steve Morgan to the inactive roster.
05-02-2032The San Diego Falcons have waived Adulterated Wimp.
12-29-2031The San Diego Falcons have acquired Adulterated Wimp from the waiver wire.
08-24-2031The San Diego Falcons have waived Adulterated Wimp.
04-27-2031The San Diego Falcons have acquired Adulterated Wimp from the waiver wire.
08-19-2030The Providence Devine have waived Adulterated Wimp.
08-12-2030The Providence Devine have acquired Adulterated Wimp from the waiver wire.
09-03-2029The San Diego Falcons have moved Mike McNally and Vincent Humbert to the active roster.
09-03-2029The San Diego Falcons have waived Adulterated Wimp.
09-03-2029The San Diego Falcons have moved Frank Barker, Chris Harris, Tyrone Billups, Xavier Myers, and Walter Danziger to the active roster. The San Diego Falcons have moved Urban Snow, Mike Twilley, and Adulterated Wimp to the inactive roster.
01-08-2029The San Diego Falcons have moved Adulterated Wimp to the active roster. The San Diego Falcons have moved Anthony Overstreet to the inactive roster.
01-01-2029The San Diego Falcons have moved Frank Barker and Tony Duncan to the active roster. The San Diego Falcons have moved John Wilson and Adulterated Wimp to the inactive roster.
12-25-2028The San Diego Falcons have moved Tyrone Billups, Adulterated Wimp, and John Wilson to the active roster. The San Diego Falcons have moved Tony Duncan, John Foster, and Walter Danziger to the inactive roster.
12-18-2028The San Diego Falcons have moved Bryan Avedisian and Walter Danziger to the active roster. The San Diego Falcons have moved John Wilson and Adulterated Wimp to the inactive roster.
11-27-2028The San Diego Falcons have acquired Adulterated Wimp from the waiver wire.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Adulterated Wimp.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, Mitch N. Maxim, Spody Oatie, Grab Holt, Don McGrath, and Hal Nice to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Abel Semen, Terrence Gartner, Pianist DeMilo, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Ivan Ardon, Terrence Gartner, Jim Jones, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Charleze Pride, Don McGrath, Spody Oatie, Mitch N. Maxim, and Hal Nice to the inactive roster.
11-01-2027The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rosey Oliker to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Adulterated Wimp to the inactive roster.
11-01-2027The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Adulterated Wimp to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Onehand Laughing to the inactive roster.
08-31-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, Snuggles Ruggles, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crazy Chickilla, Pianist DeMilo, Len Lease, Adulterated Wimp, Onehand Laughing, Lars Blackoch, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Steve Keith's name to Adulterated Wimp.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Brubaker, Steve Keith, Greedy Horlecher, and Larry Laughing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, and Len Lease to the inactive roster.