Curly Lambeau Football League
11-18-2069
#57|Ivan Ardon Center
Memphis Mephitic Miasma (2042, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (01-28-2069) Potential B 
Age at Death 62 Born 11-02-2006 in Toledo, OH
Drafted Round 1, Pick 9 (2028) Experience 15 Years (278 Wks)
College Portland University, 2029 Salary 903 ($60.19M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching D+ Pass Cover D  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc B- Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover D  Kick Acc F 
Carrying D  Run Blocking B- Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D- Stamina D+ Execution B+ Agility C-
Strength B+ Health F  Aggressiveness C- Hands A-
Jumping F      Attitude A  Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB C- C B+ DT C  SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR D  G B- DE D+ FS D  P D- KR D 
HB/TB D  T C+ ILB C- CB D  LS B  KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB C- H B  HT B- KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2028Game    104.9          
2029Game    478.2          
2030Game    519.6          
2031Game    524.8          
2032Game    155.1 1.9        
2033Game    506.2          
2034Game    353.80.7         
2035Game    184.60.0         
2036Game    504.30.0         
2037Game    464.09.5         
2038Game    537.638.8         
2039Game    544.6          
2040Game    527.3          
2041Game    495.7          
2042Game    527.3          
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2043Ivan Ardon has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma.
10-12-2042Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-26-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Ivan Ardon, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, Gom Jabar, and Pine Box to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, Randy Youngspud, Dinty Green, Pietre Buffini, Mighty Hurley, Hizzenher Suit, Ed Case, and Lotta Ladd to the inactive roster.
04-28-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon, Rock Wall, and Morrell Higene to the inactive roster.
08-29-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Skippy Dampner, Gom Jabar, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Passmore U. Affiliate, John Ellis, Adolph Lane, Urassus Dragon, Dinty Green, Hizzenher Suit, and Mickey Root to the inactive roster.
08-08-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mickey Root, Brian Matter, Ron Woodlief, Stanley Cline, Adolph Lane, Gene Denny, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Zyklon Bee, Unob Taintium, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Gunner Reeves, Ivan Ardon, and Orlando Bysee to the inactive roster.
11-15-2037Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster.
08-17-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Urassus Dragon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon, Zyklon Bee, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, and Jellyroll Gumdrop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Urassus Dragon, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Heidi Laufenstock, Brad Sine, and Hizzenher Suit to the inactive roster.
08-11-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Allen, Tony Austin, Gary Bradley, Kris P. Kritter, and Craig Morrall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, and Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
12-10-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Ivan Ardon on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-03-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brad Sine to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster.
12-02-2035Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 39 days.
10-22-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon and Morrell Higene to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly and Brad Sine to the inactive roster.
09-24-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium and Brad Sine to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio and Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster.
09-23-2035Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a foot ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, I. Juan Atellia, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Morrell Higene, and Zyklon Bee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sean Boudreaux, Holden Daly, Eddie Centers, Brad Sine, and Hi Gain Muzak to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster.
12-11-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Ivan Ardon on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-10-2034Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a complete ACL tear and is expected to be out for the rest of the season.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster.
04-30-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howell D. Dudish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster.
10-24-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Howell D. Dudish to the inactive roster.
09-25-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bafoon Baboon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster.
09-25-2033Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-14-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Torkin Dworkin to the inactive roster.
08-08-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Dudish, Jimmy Powers, Jimmy Robinson, David Edwards, Mike Minnis, Hans Jenkins, Earnest Marshall, Sam Thomas, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Greedy Horlecher, Cokey Longspoon, Ivan Ardon, Harry Astle, Hap Peacock, and Johnny Deal to the inactive roster.
10-06-2030Ivan Ardon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Ivan Ardon, Terrence Gartner, Jim Jones, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Charleze Pride, Don McGrath, Spody Oatie, Mitch N. Maxim, and Hal Nice to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Owen Tidwell's name to Ivan Ardon.