Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2069
#55|Cokey Longspoon Linebacker
Retired (2034, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2034) Potential B-
Age 68 Born 05-10-2001 in Anadarko, OK
Drafted Round 2, Pick 29 (2022) Experience 9 Years (194 Wks)
College Montana University Bozeman, 2023 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching C  Pass Cover B+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover C  Kick Acc D-
Carrying B- Run Blocking C- Tackling A- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina B- Execution A- Agility B-
Strength B  Health D+ Aggressiveness B  Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude D+ Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR C- G C- DE C+ FS C+ P F  KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B  CB C+ LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB B  H D+ HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2023 MEM 3 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2024 MEM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2025 MEM 16 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 MEM 16 8 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2027 MEM 16 11 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2028 MEM 16 14 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 1 1.0 1 0 1
2029 MEM 16 12 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2030 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2031 MEM 15 12 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2032 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 1
Total   133 91 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 5 3 2 1 0.5 1 0 5

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Cokey Longspoon has retired from football.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Cokey Longspoon.
08-08-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Dudish, Jimmy Powers, Jimmy Robinson, David Edwards, Mike Minnis, Hans Jenkins, Earnest Marshall, Sam Thomas, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Greedy Horlecher, Cokey Longspoon, Ivan Ardon, Harry Astle, Hap Peacock, and Johnny Deal to the inactive roster.
01-05-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster.
12-22-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster.
12-21-2031Cokey Longspoon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Juan Smooth-Fok, and Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Preston Nales, Snake Gartner, Terraplane Hudson, Lewis Stule, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the inactive roster.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Undra Griffith and Hal Deep to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Earsatz Butler, Juan Smooth-Fok, and Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Rick Tarasovic, and Cokey Longspoon to the active roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes, Boyd Henry, and Dwight Medved to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, B. B. Gottabuboo, Cokey Longspoon, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster.
12-11-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster.
01-15-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Backfield Spectre, Critter Gitter, Morrell Highground, Shomey DeMonet, Kant Misko, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon, Gene U. Flicked, Neville Guano-Dudat, Repo Mann, Dick McFarnwide, and Darin Spotnitz to the inactive roster.
08-15-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Cokey Grinspoon's name to Cokey Longspoon.
08-08-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed James Humphery's name to Cokey Grinspoon.
08-08-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Humphery, Gene Shann, Danny Chesson, James Morgan, Marcello Barnes, and Ted Peacock to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Morrell Highground, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Shomey DeMonet, and Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster.